Saturday, 25 December 2010
Exchanging the green bandana for a red Santa suit, Plaistow native Ghetts joined in with Christmas spirit and released a seasonal EP. The Merry Christmas EP has features from the likes of Devlin, Mercston and Rawz Artilla as well as productions from Dot Rotten, Flava D and 2010 MVP, Z-Dot - all induced by various ciders, mixers & Disaronno, of course. Get the EP from here and spread the word. This is one present you don't need to rush to the tree to unwrap.... Just extract.
Monday, 20 December 2010
This is Shy One's FIRST EP...
"She's been about for TIME!"
She's a DJ
She's a loving wife and mother
The last 1 was a lie
But She does DJ & produce WELL.
No release date far as I'm aware but everything is looking on the upside.
I may have to open Photoshop and see how that original picture looked. Don't mind if do.
Friday, 17 December 2010
"WHY DON'T I OWN AN iPOD?!"
I LOVE MUSIC.
I LOVE APPLE.
IT'S ONLY RIGHT I OWN AN iPOD!?
I WOULD LOVE AN iPHONE
BUT I WOULD LOVE AN iPOD!
YEAH SAFE YOU FAT SMUCK IN A RED SUIT!
CHANGE YOUR GARMS!
My birthday is on the 28th of December.
Monday, 13 December 2010
FASHION SHOW TO END ALL SHOWS! SUNDAY THE 19TH @ CABLE
KENEMA & CO
AND L.MONROE HERSELF!
WITH PERFORMANCES FROM ED SHEERAN, MIKILL PANE & POET JAMES MASSIAH
THIS IS AN EVENT NOT TO BE MISSED!!
£10 FOR FASHION SHOW
£15 FOR FASHION SHOW AND AFTER PARTY
Oh yeah... I'M HOSTING!
'Unfortunately', I was occupied with a Christmas dinner during the final of X-Fcator.
Grapevine said I didn't miss much
*Clicks YouTube tab*
I don't agree with derogatory slander of the female gender but
THAT WAS PHUN NAY YO!
"Think how much pussy you could get" - WHAT ELSE DEN!?
Sunday, 5 December 2010
But that's a lie.
Try and fathom if she is freestyling or not.
The laughs will multiply.
Youtube MOCKED the suggestions.
Saturday, 20 November 2010
"Ain't you noticed? I got a stick like whats his
name?...MOSES! Red Sea I will part it like I can't swim,
let's see who departs when I'm barring
(EVERYONE)...& it's clear like Evian!!!"
"Make money from a bar like Peggy done!!!"
Let me know some of your favourite lines from the
Friday, 19 November 2010
The 'par' is you can't make your own tunes but even Tinchy tried it on his own tune
You can meet Tinchy & more at an exclusive warehouse party if you want.
"We have a secret warehouse party happening this Saturday in East London. There is 250 tickets. It will be decked out in a Brooklyn Theme featuring Basketball hoops/Graffiti/ PS3 / xboxs / DefJam Rapstar / Live MC battles with masters of the trade Jump Off a stage and massive screen for you to try out the game.
If you wish to enter the competition...
YOU HAVE TO RUN AROUND YOUR LOCAL TOWN CENTER SCREAMING #BLAM! IN THE FACE OF EVERY OAP!
Or click HERE
Wednesday, 17 November 2010
Monday, 15 November 2010
Saturday, 13 November 2010
Seeing the performance with my eyes...
Looking at the tracklist for 'Doin' It Again'...
[Well I don't know it or have it but I [think I] can name about 5/6 tracks from it that will be...
Friday, 5 November 2010
Diddy Dirty Money feat Skepta - Hello Good Morning Grime Remix
This is one bad ass gorilla style video yo! (I don't know why that was Americano'd)
I can't say anything wrongs with it besides...
Wednesday, 3 November 2010
Friday, 29 October 2010
Will Kay x UK Brands
You see Will Kay yeah... G
He's taken a bunch of UK brands and put the ODDKINGDOM touch to 'em. #TEAMUK (which I think is a #MYTH) has musicians, producer blahdy blah blah but ART is the teng.
Follow him on Twitter: @willkay_oddking
Download all the images HERE whilst I open a new tab in Firefox
*Attempts to find any new art exhibitions*
Thursday, 14 October 2010
I now understand.
I FULLY understand.*
I see why I don't have avid...
I wrote 'avid' without even thinking WHY or WHAT it means but a part of me 'KNOWS' it's the 'RIGHT' word to use. Let me holla at google
*cmd + T*
*Writes in google toolbar 'Definition: avid'*
'adjective. having an intense craving; greedy: avid for power; eager and enthusiastic: an avid reader.' - BLAPS!... MUMZIEEE!
See! I paid intention in school. You can par and have think I'm dumb, making you dumb, but... YOU CAN'T PAR THE PARCELLATION!
(Smart persons joke)**
*I don't REALLY understand. I've just momentarily gathered my thoughts and at this precise time of existence they seem relatively coherent with my actions.
**Don't be a prick. Google it.
Anyway, where was I? (Well Ralph, your siting in the same position from when you started sooo... Your here, still.)
*Points like the Family Guy monkey*
I SEEEEE why I don't have avid blog readers (determined by the lack of comments, despite knowing very well that humans don't find it natural to show appreciate (hence why I am a Utopian), which unfortunately correlates in me not posting a lot.
Everybody say H...
I mean everybody say aww shucks
SOOO this is wah ima do bisshes
I, Ralph Hardy the 1st,
Ralphy the King Jr,
will simply, post more LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGER posts and see if that'll help me.
Imagine, I thought all of this before I wrote it.
Sidebar: This song made me forget where I was this morning. I went blind like when Storm changes the weather.
Sunday, 10 October 2010
Friday, 24 September 2010
As you do, you fall asleep randomly at like 10pm and wake up early hours of the morning. I like to either do a couple sit ups and pull ups (big up the action man D'angelo v neck pelvis man dem), go for a jog, or get up to date with the latest music etc etc, reh teh teh...
THE very 1st thing I do is check my SMS, BBM and UBERTWITTER (don't know why I felt to caps lock them *shrugs*), and on Twitter, I saw the majority of my timeline talking shit...
Despite it being none of my business (when has that ever stopped someone on Twitter?!), I had to go investigate 2 2 allegations and to my surprise... IT WAS ALL TRUE!
SOME SILLY TWIT(TER) GIRL DECIDED TO GET PARALYTIC AND SHIT HERSELF!
Trust me, I know my fair share of people who can't handle their drink (wagwan Martin), vomiting and shit in other people's houses BUT...
IN MY LIFE HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE VOM-SHIT COMBO!
Here is the picture again if you missed it...
They weren't shitting me when they said a picture paints a 1000 words.
Let this be a lesson to you all... Whether it is Bashment, Grime or House... KNOW YOUR DRINK!
This is what Clay Davis had to say on the matter
Oh shit before I go... SHE TRIED TO WIPE HER ARSE WITH THE CURTAIN THEN SAY IT WAS THERE ALREADY!?
The (arse) cheek of her.
The girl in question is apparently @peaches_mcqueen but yep, you've guessed it, she deleted her account. Holla @Docta_Cosmic for any further info. I don't want any of it. I'm shitting myself.
STOP THE FUCKING PRESS!
I'M HEARING SHE IS A PENGERS NOW! SHIT MAN!
Well ain't that some shit.
Monday, 20 September 2010
Sunday, 19 September 2010
Tuesday, 14 September 2010
Wednesday, 8 September 2010
Saturday, 21 August 2010
A sex tape has leaked of Wiley and Janiece Myers!
***AY LOGAN I BEG YOU DO A WHEELY CUS THIS ONE'S DEEP! JACK'UM! SECKLEEE!***
No. I kid. But look at it and try not tell me he didn't have one daiquiri too many.
I fully had to Google how to spell daiquiri. No shame.
Tuesday, 17 August 2010
If you don't know about I.T. Crowd then you should really depart with your HP, Dell PackardSHITbell, Mac etc and just run under the biggest rock until a hand comes to drag you out bur 1st SLAPS your dirty face.
Moss is one of the funniest fictional characters you'll ever not know in real life**
He has many funny 'Classic Moss lines' but just watch THIS
BUT WHAT EVER YOU DO you must watch the 'Friendface' reunion scene towards the end where Moss just gets wickeder; youtube are parring the tings dem.
AND YES! HE IS NIGERIAN! *Punches the air*
** Like to say watching TV isn't real life. Like to say life stops. Meh
Lets all dash our Blackberries and iPhones into the red sea whilst we moon walk on the ceiling to some Terminator music, preferably in your mum's blouse.
ARGHHH! ARGHHHH! EW9PRIBHRIUTHGROTYKGHL
Thursday, 12 August 2010
Wednesday, 11 August 2010
Tuesday, 10 August 2010
Saturday, 7 August 2010
Thursday, 5 August 2010
Tuesday, 3 August 2010
The look at 2:10 made my heart warm. I don't know why but it caused a surreal sense of hope that every par can be turned around into a rap*. Raps** are good.
The Roots do a lot for my soul and iTunes in general. Black Though is my top 3 lyricist of all time (the other 2 vary between Jay-Z, Kanye West & Lupe).
Hopefully Aliecee can hold up a solid music convo like I think she can.
*Rap = Radical abstract perception.
** Each letter can change; apply it to you.
Wednesday, 21 July 2010
Who is this!? I don't know.
You may be thinking 'why do you have a picture of a girl you don't know Ralph?'
WELL I have an answer for that people...
*Hold on where did I put it*
AH! Here it is!... 'Tis because she likes my blog.
SOUND THE TROM-PEHTS!
*Someone hands me my Blackberry*
News just in... The lovely lady's name is CharChar Gabor
WAIT! Could she be related to Roses Gabor?
Anyway thanks Char ;) (I'm assuming you're reading this)
Basically, I don't trust anyone. I use to say 'Trust Me, Trust no one' all the time and followed it religiously (Yeah Femi I do see the Irony in it), but as I 'grew' older I found out I have what you humans call a heart and that emotion thingy came. I kind of used it to show affection via trust but that is ended as of just before I started this post.
Check this yeah, I tweet, I tweet BARE THINGS I "SHOULDN'T", and it's for my followers. I don't know WHY a SNITCH who DOESN'T EVEN FOLLOW ME will go to my page and go tell X Y & Z I said A, B & C.... Ironically this is how the post came about. Kanye much?
Sidebar: Femi just pinged me saying 'You defy all logic and science | You shouldn't exist'... This is the nicest thing I've heard in a while.
There are level of friendship. I advise you know your level with someone before you confide in them because if theirs with someone else outweighs yours, you're fucked i.e. When you confide in someone and they tell someone and they get enraged, even when what you said wasn't a par.
Now hear the wickedest thing (that i.e. was about me BTW), I have no way of knowing if certain people HATE me (still) but the IRONY (I realuy like irony don't I?!) of this is there are [Twitter] SNITCHES that inform me; 'it's all good when they're snitching for me but when they snitch against me... Pwoarrr! It really vexes my spirit.
I forgot why I opened blogspot but what I'm tryna say is even when Trust is earned it may still not be deserved. It's like I can't speak my mind without someone else shouting theirs.
OH WAIT CHECK THE WICKEDER WICKEDEST THING... Regardless of how life pars me and puts baby in the corner, I still remember that I LOVE her. I don't think I've properly expressed love to her but I do, regardless of the negative energy she shows me I love her but it's so hard to keep that up when she HATES you.
All I want is a job, Beats by Dre and my Black Jesus piece back. Is that so much to ask for?
09-10 - 1st
08-09 - 13
07-08 - 12
Monday, 12 July 2010
Wednesday, 7 July 2010
Tuesday, 6 July 2010
Sunday, 4 July 2010
"Anyone who aint rappers lets have a show of hands, 'cause there's too many MCs and not enough fans"
"Use to be about the posses, crews, clicks and the clans, now these lil' young boys thinking they the f*cking man, they the only reason fans gave Lupe a chance, because they thought that Kick Push was the name of a dance"
Play at full volume.
PackFM - "I Fucking Hate Rappers"Download
Sunday, 27 June 2010
Tuesday, 22 June 2010
lOOOOIJHUGEUT£YpiOHU Look what @CriticGif did
Maybe I'm laughing because it's me or because it's me being me but either way... oewjriufgy
*Obviously you click the link or image to see it move. *pff*...Humans
I was just going though my iTunes looking at 90s music (I dunno why this was there *Memo to self: Take a day out and arrange iTunes... Again) and heard this beauty NOT KNOWING it was the tune Kanye 'The Greatest' West sampled for 'Power'.
OH AND CHECK OUT GHANA'S NATIONAL ANTHEM!
Kanye West - POWER ft Dwele Official Music Video PARODY
Notice how I pretend to laugh an pull a SOLID face and walk off.
Ahhh Ralph... You crack me up.
Ghetts talks about WILEY, SKEPTA, FANGOL, P MONEY and the next F**K RADIO.
KEEP YOUR EAR OPEN FOR GHETTS IT IN GANG
P.S. I swear I was just drinking my water lOl. That's 1-0 G.
Tuesday, 15 June 2010
Monday, 7 June 2010
IF YOU DON'T COME, YOU DON'T CUM
Venue: Drop East, 54 Commercial Street, London, E1 6LT
Type of music: GRIME, House, Bashment, RnB
Price: FREE BEFORE 10PM - £3 ON Guestlist - £5 IF NOT.
Guestlist: Email firstname.lastname@example.org - OR attend on Facebook
Sunday, 6 June 2010
Pedophilia is foul.
PARRING ginger people is not cool at all but my garsh can be funny.
They were like "get the FUCK out!... GET THE FUCK OUT!" and I was like "What the FUCK?!"
I wheeled this part like 65 times.
Not all ginger hair people are recklessly wild.
This is Afro-E.
He's ginger but a perfectly sane man (as far as sane ginger men go).
That is all.
I just really wanted you to watch the video.
"Like what the fuck guys?!" - AHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Friday, 28 May 2010
Small in the name but these two UK acts are defo the realest out there - Getting number 1's for fun.
Tinchy drops his 'Gangsta?' video with the collaboration with Mr Tempah. I hope there's a full(er) version somewhere.
As I'm doing my mourning internet run, blogging on Ragggs, checking Youtube, going through my emails
AHH WHY THE FAHK AM I TYPING WHEN I SHOULD BE LISTENING TO KANYE WEST'S NEW TUNE?!
Look at what I made in the break...
Download it here
Pepstar finally drops his 'Take Off' mixtape (Click image to download). I'm sure this will be playing on my iTunes for a while BUT for some strange boulder relocation mishap and you have recently been living under a rock, have a butchers on his version of Rihanna's 'Russian Roulette'.
Thursday, 27 May 2010
"I'm a mother f**king miss-target but a target none the less and I [haven't] started"
"If you pillow talking with the women that are screwing you just know that she gonn' tell another ni**er when she's through with you"
I've said it about x+42737 times already but Drake & Kanye have wrote, composed and PR'd my life so far; There's a song for everything.
Perhaps you wanted to download it with tags... Here it is
But why would you do that when it's here with NO TAGS