"Mi nah waan nuh boring shiiit"

Twitter analysis of a shitty night.

As you do, you fall asleep randomly at like 10pm and wake up early hours of the morning. I like to either do a couple sit ups and pull ups (big up the action man D'angelo v neck pelvis man dem), go for a jog, or get up to date with the latest music etc etc, reh teh teh...

NOT THIS MORNING!

THE very 1st thing I do is check my SMS, BBM and UBERTWITTER (don't know why I felt to caps lock them *shrugs*), and on Twitter, I saw the majority of my timeline talking shit...

Cosmic's favourites.

Despite it being none of my business (when has that ever stopped someone on Twitter?!), I had to go investigate 2 2 allegations and to my surprise... IT WAS ALL TRUE!

SOME SILLY TWIT(TER) GIRL DECIDED TO GET PARALYTIC AND SHIT HERSELF!

Trust me, I know my fair share of people who can't handle their drink (wagwan Martin), vomiting and shit in other people's houses BUT...

IN MY LIFE HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE VOM-SHIT COMBO!


Here is the picture again if you missed it...


They weren't shitting me when they said a picture paints a 1000 words.

Let this be a lesson to you all... Whether it is Bashment, Grime or House... KNOW YOUR DRINK!

This is what Clay Davis had to say on the matter













Oh shit before I go... SHE TRIED TO WIPE HER ARSE WITH THE CURTAIN THEN SAY IT WAS THERE ALREADY!?

The (arse) cheek of her.

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The girl in question is apparently @peaches_mcqueen but yep, you've guessed it, she deleted her account. Holla @Docta_Cosmic for any further info. I don't want any of it. I'm shitting myself.

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STOP THE FUCKING PRESS!
I'M HEARING SHE IS A PENGERS NOW! SHIT MAN!

@Peach_McQueen


Well ain't that some shit.