Wednesday 21 July 2010

"Wickeder Wickedest"



Who is this!? I don't know.

You may be thinking 'why do you have a picture of a girl you don't know Ralph?'
WELL I have an answer for that people...

*Hold on where did I put it*

AH! Here it is!... 'Tis because she likes my blog.

SOUND THE TROM-PEHTS!

*Someone hands me my Blackberry*

News just in... The lovely lady's name is
CharChar Gabor

WAIT! Could she be related to Roses Gabor?


Maybeee...

Hmmm...

Anyway thanks Char ;) (I'm assuming you're reading this)

Don't Open This Fourteen07

I don't own a diary or anything like that and I can't put these into lyrics so hence the blog. I'm a bit of a pillock saying 'Don't Open This' since people usually defy this and do so and also whats the point writing if no one is gonna read it? Irony? Hmmm

Basically, I don't trust anyone. I use to say 'Trust Me, Trust no one' all the time and followed it religiously (Yeah Femi I do see the Irony in it), but as I 'grew' older I found out I have what you humans call a heart and that emotion thingy came. I kind of used it to show affection via trust but that is ended as of just before I started this post.

Check this yeah, I tweet, I tweet BARE THINGS I "SHOULDN'T", and it's for my followers. I don't know WHY a SNITCH who DOESN'T EVEN FOLLOW ME will go to my page and go tell X Y & Z I said A, B & C.... Ironically this is how the post came about. Kanye much?

Sidebar: Femi just pinged me saying 'You defy all logic and science | You shouldn't exist'... This is the nicest thing I've heard in a while.

There are level of friendship. I advise you know your level with someone before you confide in them because if theirs with someone else outweighs yours, you're fucked i.e. When you confide in someone and they tell someone and they get enraged, even when what you said wasn't a par.

Now hear the wickedest thing (that i.e. was about me BTW), I have no way of knowing if certain people HATE me (still) but the IRONY (I realuy like irony don't I?!) of this is there are [Twitter] SNITCHES that inform me; 'it's all good when they're snitching for me but when they snitch against me... Pwoarrr! It really vexes my spirit.

I forgot why I opened blogspot but what I'm tryna say is even when Trust is earned it may still not be deserved. It's like I can't speak my mind without someone else shouting theirs.

OH WAIT CHECK THE WICKEDER WICKEDEST THING... Regardless of how life pars me and puts baby in the corner, I still remember that I LOVE her. I don't think I've properly expressed love to her but I do, regardless of the negative energy she shows me I love her but it's so hard to keep that up when she HATES you.

All I want is a job, Beats by Dre and my Black Jesus piece back. Is that so much to ask for?

Yours regretfully

Ralph

09-10 - 1st
08-09 - 13
07-08 - 12

Monday 12 July 2010

You Cumming?


Make sure you cum down and buss a lil'... Or a lot.

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Wednesday 7 July 2010

J. Cole 4styling.

1 above the rest. This made my soul smile. You couldn't pay for the art of freestyling. No amount of Illuminati meetings can get you to that level.

Tuesday 6 July 2010

Janet Jack(me-off)son

The boner I would of had would of ripped through that harness one time.

Sunday 4 July 2010

"Anyone who aint rappers lets have a show of hands, 'cause there's too many MCs and not enough fans"

"Use to be about the posses, crews, clicks and the clans, now these lil' young boys thinking they the f*cking man, they the only reason fans gave Lupe a chance, because they thought that Kick Push was the name of a dance"



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