One of life's composers... Drake

Drake – Light Up (Ft. Jay-Z)

"I'm a mother f**king miss-target but a target none the less and I [haven't] started"

"If you pillow talking with the women that are screwing you just know that she gonn' tell another ni**er when she's through with you"

I've said it about x+42737 times already but Drake & Kanye have wrote, composed and PR'd my life so far; There's a song for everything.

Perhaps you wanted to download it with tags... Here it is

But why would you do that when it's here with NO TAGS

I know way too many people hear right now...

FINALLY!
Drake can look directly in the camera. Win



Big up Rita Ora getting lead girl in this. Yeah she's a London girl.
I remember when I................. her (Claim to fame jeek).

'Drakes Way'

No I don't have an exclusive source in America who supplies me with unheard content from Aubrey...

It's just the name of my 'home'



Yes. There is no Photoshop or a pathetic attempt to get some cool points (man is too sho for that you get me!?)

*****

My recent decision to go to a university to enjoy my time away from home backfired as the stuck up son of a guns actually turned me... ME?!... Away from their institute of learning to go par with the par. No par intended. I lied.

So I'm at [insert comical possible name here i.e. University of Fartumbria] doing a lot aka 'mind ya bidness dats all... Just mind ya bidness'



*****

Moving in.

Getting people to live with was EAAAAAASY... Getting people who had a British passport, a sense of independence, deposit money and a non 419 mentality WASN'T.

After de-sensitizing the selected few with the use of day time TV and Stephen Fry quotes, it was a matter of who got what room.

DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMM

Being the manly men the other FIVE* are... Yes... No home, No connotations, they decided to settle the dispute buy, you've guessed it...

BUY PLAYING PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER!!!

Why?
Haven't the foggiest.

All I know is that mana man got the room I wanted without touching a games pad... All it takes is a few skippy words, a handshake and a witness who didn't actually see anything.

SIDEBAR: FAHK YOU DERREN BROWN! 1 YOU CAN'T SPELL YOUR NAME CORRECTLY AND 2 THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO FEEL YOU TOUCH THEMSELVES.

*Random visits are permitted at anytime in the aid of saving me from insanity. Women need not apply.