Saturday 27 February 2010

Mum... Are you sure?!



It's like EVERYONE wants to look like me... Can I blame them?!

BOOYAH!

But... After thinking there was no more look-a-likes in this big small world we live in (no typo)

One more pops out of nowhere... I like this one. It makes me wanna practice mixing down on Logic Pro. Some of that Drake ish.



HEY LOOK IT'S ME... BRUCE!

I don't know Kim... I just don't know

(I'm overly proud I managed to blog this with only 2% of battery life left.)

Long Lasting Boner

I have an untold love for seeing how things are made, call it a Sylar trait if you will, but having a BTS view on what someone did for fun as they LOVE it and it becoming a business...

Now THAT is some good wood.

Sidebar: Viagra is one hell of a drug (so I've been told)

GOOD WOOD X CREATIVE CONTROL from Creative Control on Vimeo.



Track in background - Currensy (Feat. Stalley) - Address

Forehead on my cheek

I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!

THE BASELINE MELTED THE RASSSSSSSCLART TING!

IT'S 4:22 AM AND THE FAMZAM ARE ALL ON THE 3RD FLOOR! THEY CYANT HEAR NUTTIN! ME EASY LIKE CURRY GOAT MUTTIN!



(Anti) Anti-Crime

1st thing that came to my head when I saw this was 'You have Trim... pluck your shin, f**k your link, boy with the 38 buck with him' Trim on an ANTI crime tune'

Yes that's right... ANTI!

I know everyone is on the change up your 'avenue' to 'heat up' the scene vibe but... You can take the Stryder out of the Bow but you can' take the 'badman' out of the picky afro.

Seeing it more than once changed my thoughts SLIGHTLY.


After thinking for a couple of seconds that they did it on Sukh Knight's Jinglist, I tried to pay attention to what was being said, baring in mind I personally don't think anti crime tunes make a long lasting effect on the actual 'happenings'.

It's nicely produced but until Trim and biggie bigs pops up, you have to be from Liverpool to keep up with the personal BPM in their dialect, 1st time around.

Obese was the best on the tune... OH WOW... HIS NAME IS ACTUALLY OBESE?!

Not forgetting why this was done in the first place though...

Shooting Star Poets - a collective of Grime emcee's and a female singer have come together to make an anti crime campaign tune called "Campaign Time" which is released on April 5th which will have a launch party for it at Everton Football Club on March 31st. It's supported by SAMM (Support After Murder And Manslaughter) and it's going to be a pretty big deal.

Watch the video for yourself and read up on it here.
Downlaod the press release here.



Friday 26 February 2010

What the FUNK!?

I'm not an avid listener of mindless funky house but this one had me VYBZING!

Tim & Barry are known for doing a MADNESS with locations and shots but this one is one for the books - THE JOGGERS >>>

Swindle is a G.



A.L - 'It's O.K'

Wednesday 24 February 2010

This is cold

Kanye evokes some MAD imagery ALL THE TIME #Quoteme

But yeah... Give it a lookey see.
This one should be made in to some sort of short film.




Nabil Elderkin's got some over aesthetically BOOM BAM ones too.

Sunday 21 February 2010

No Roses, just posses

J2K & my Roses Gabor fiancée doing a live P.A just for me.

I got it like that.



No one is quite doing it like Mista Jam

Tuesday 16 February 2010

Dodo'd on Saturn

Bar the use of the word 'swag' I feel this.

Next generic vibe.


Passing out

After listening to Logan last night me and the lads were on a hype!

I think it's here though

But Shiz, I'm sorry, I haven't done my Pass Out for you (yet) :S

But it's coming.

This is to wet your ears. Pause


STOP THE PRESS!!!

If you have something planned for the 25th of February...

CANCEL THAT CRUD NOW!



YES THAT'S RIGHT! SHAKKA HAS A SHOW @ THE PIGALLE CLUB!

Facebook link for details

Foolishness Vol.1 for FREE download... How about a cover ay Shaxs!?

Re:Definition

Marvell



The Thirst & Roses Gabor



MPHO



Crazy Cousinz



Leo Jean Marrie


Monday 15 February 2010

Candy from out in Miami

This is why I originally like Nicki

#justsaying

*Insert excitement here*

A lot can happen when your lectures and seminars are canceled.



This can happen...



This is a girl. This is a girl who is evidently an alien.

As I had some time on my hands, it was only fair to introduce Mishka... Yeah sorry I didn't introduce her.

That is Mishka. She IS an alien despite my previous statement.

I introduced Mishka into the wonderful world that was Ralph... Which came with a Tom Tom.

The jokes are too much with her but the highlight is...

SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD I SAY!

You're probably thinking 'Well Ralph...Urmmm... Not being funny but I don't understand you either. It's like you're in a different world' (Said in a Julie voice... You know the voice... THAT voice)

BUT YOU ARE WRONG!

She doesn't understand ANYTHING!

I said 'It's a par chillin' for this long'
She said 'WHAT'S A PAR?'

I then said 'don't you understand the humor in my last post?'
She said 'not really'
I THEN said 'don't you hear variations of 'no homo'
She THEN said 'IN WHAT CONTEXT?'

The one that through me off completely was when her leg brushed against mine:
'Playing footsie are we?'
She said... 'ISN'T THAT SOMETHING TO DO WITH FOOTBALL'

Life is fun.

Imagine my excitement knowing I can get away with murder...


It's a par for her. She lives in St. Albans?!

Unless it's your own trumpet...


I'm happy to notice the decrease of the term 'no homo'...

ALTHOUGH there are replacements:

No Elton
No Dale
No bald head

But THIS is just too funny to pass out (march 1st) when mentioning funny connotations

Oh Ralph you SLAYYY me


Me nah do nuttin like nuttin to no one. Gweh.

Saturday 13 February 2010

YAH BAH DAB AHH DOO BAH

This is how you respect Kanye... Well not really 'respect' him but more like highlight why he is a G.

'You made it a hot moment, he made you a hot career'

RESPECT THIS GUY!

They Reminisce Over Ye from jeff on Vimeo.


In character

Whilst I was looking for the Arctic Monkey's 'When The Sun Goes Down' instrumental I stumbled on something SLIGHTLY interesting.

If you ever tried to look for the same beat you would of came to the dead end that I came too - The instrumental is NOWHERE to be found.

Me & Mikill Pane were ready to cover it on a MAD one but... There's always a next one right?!

Anyway, the tings dem that I came across was the leading 'lady' in the video is the same chav that is in the cast of 'Misfits'





The humorous thing is that the gobbildy goop sounding being is almost in character as she is a bit of a *nudge nudge*

Imagine if Misfits was a follow on from the video... Imagine she is on probation for getting her knees dirty and showing her veins. Strange ay!?

By the way.... Does this look like me!?


See mum... I told you it doesn't...

*When I write 'nudge nudge' I'm referring to when you are with your people and they get 'naughty' with the opposite sex and you wanna big them up or something like that you nudge them twice with your elbow and give a cheeky flex of the eyebrows so if YOU didn't understand that first time around, scroll up, read again and pretend that you have someone to your right and nudge them. Tenks.

Wednesday 10 February 2010

G-L-EE & Earaches



I GOT IT FROM HERE 'YE DAMNNN
I'M WIGGING FROM THE GUT! (NO WILEY)

SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHING!

HOW DARE THEY MESS UP A CLASSIC!



The dance at 1:21 use to get backed infront of a mirror on a hot summers day in the living room whilst watching MTV Bass... But not anymore.


I feel your pain.


Fuck you Glee. Thanks


Well safe JJ

I had no intentions of blogging this very second but DJ JJ gave me a shout out saying '[i'm] the funniest guy he's ever met in his life'... I'm touched. Pause

BUT whilst memory serves me right... I haven't said something funny in a hot one (no P Money)

BTW


JUCIY FOR REALLLLLLLLLL!

I'm not gonna reiterate the tings dem but P Money VS Ghetts VS Griminal VS Little Dee



Bare tings Littles... Bare tings

BUT BACK ON THE FUNNY TIP!
Cool they said this instead of a next ting





Are YOU gonna bang JJ?!

Tuesday 9 February 2010

WHAT DID HE SHOW!?




I like this A LOT! The visual is one I needs to F with (no love child) (In reference to ep 1)

I'm still waiting for Will Kay to holla me a T or suttin... SUTTIN!?

*Stop Begging' Ep2*

BTW... HE SHOWS HIS FACE! I KNOW HOW HE DON'T LIKE TO SHOW HIS FACE BUT HE SHOWED HIS FACE!


Stop Begging on MUZU

Hip Hop is still breathing

Whilst my J. Cole buzz is calming down (not ending, he is still a G) my iTunes shuffle is getting a work out.

My nig Blackbregas hooked me up with Laws' new stuff 'The Shinning'.




With J.U.S.T.I.C.E. L.E.A.G.U.E. & 9th Wonder backing him, he should be alright.
I'm just awaiting on his new mixtape titled, “4:57″

Hear the full track here

Sidebar: 9th wonder uses Fruity Loops

IF I WAS YOU I WOULD JUMP!

I can't recall if I blogged this already but Tempa T is a next hype.



The Wooo riddim is madness.

FINALLY!


'TIS ABOUT FRICKING NANA NAIIIIII TIME THAT I FOUND A SITE I CAN GO ON AND JUST SURF UNTIL MY BOARD BREAKS


'TIS THE IN TINGUMS!

I've been nooging THIS link! I still dunno who is better... Vertex or Shocka? Help!?

TReligious

So I'm on Twitter doing what I do... You know... Tweeting... And I tweeted this:


And RANDOMLY I got an @ saying this:

Wowzers!?

And no... He isn't a bot.

Doesn't he know about:



OI! I SHOULDN'T REALLY LAUGH BUT... PAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA! KAREN IS A LIL' G! (No lower case)

WAIT! THAT'S NOT ALL!

I noticed how many followers I've got:


TRIPPY ISH HOMES!? *Mexican voice*



Big up

Who both niced me straight away (no 1 minute man) when I posted:


Sidebar: Big up Apple for cmd + arrow up + 4

Wale - My Sweetie


This is a video for EVERYONE! (MY LAST NAME HAS 6 LETTERS BY THE WAY SO DON'T PAR IT WARLS)

I WANT TO GO TO A HOUSE PARTY NOW!

Sooo if anyone is throwing one right now my number is 0795 419 8701*

**Opens iTunes and put's it to shuffle whilst I wait...**

Wale - My Sweetie (directed by tabi Bonney) from tabi Bonney on Vimeo.



NOW SHE IS AFF!

1:26 if you wanna see it in live (is it live if it's a pre recorded video?... I don't really care... Why did I ask?... Eh)

*Sorry if this is your number and people call you. My bad home slice

10 for 2010!



Industry Takeover ain't gone nowhere yet!

Catch me & DJ Mika hosting on the 11th of February. Click here for more info and profiles on the artists.


That's OFFISALL!

Finally the video drops.



Clock the UK names he mentions. The flow, the beat, the everything.
3 thumbs up.

Is it just me but until you see the dude, it sounds like Raheem DeVaughn on it too right!?

*Best listened to with BIG BASS speakers*

Monday 8 February 2010

Is this thing on?!

Mic check TESTING!

Oneeeeee Twoooooo


This tune was one of the funky house tunes I ACTUALLY liked in '09.
For those who aren't up to scratch... THERE WAS A VIDEO FOR IT!

Despite being one of the generic style British videos that's been emerging recently, it doesn't take NOTHING away from making it a vibezers.



The tunes dem ft. J-Swizzy is taken from the forthcoming “Confidence 10 Million Project” and will be available from 8th March 2010 through iTunes. Directed by Mark Jackson (Jackson Films).

Download the 'Hurricane EP' if you ain't got that on your iTunes

Oh yeah.... Jeeday Jaws face at 1:03 is a CRUDSTATION!

Saturday 6 February 2010

I'm ZONING!





If you don't know about Hudson Mohawke or Flying Lotus then just click. No gas card. Just click.

Don't piss me off.

Thursday 4 February 2010

What did he say?!

This is slightly genius.

Wednesday 3 February 2010


Streaming HD films on the Blackberry... Yeah.

"Ya BB ain't got this feature" - Ralph Hardy (2009)

Can I laugh?!


So guys... How do I react to that?

Man In The Mirror!?





Do I look like ANY of these people?

The 'Soul Food' kid.

Arsenio Hall

Chris Rock




Kevin the PG Tips Monkey

Yeah... That's what I said.

Cardiac Arrest

Remember when Wiley deactivated his twitter for a piece...



Yeah he's back.
We'll see Wiley... We'll see.

Could of been a long one


I had A LOT to say about this night but I don' want to be summoned to court or money to be put on my head. Last time I checked I wasn't bussin' a dance at a Naija party.

Let me just leave you with this picture and let your imagination Usain Bolt it.



Shotgun ting


I couldn't help but blog this.
respect this guys love for Grime but this is inexcusable.

It's in the name...


I'm what you would call a 'twangers'.

Mr. Hardy if ya naaasty.

G.W.I.M.W

2010 - The year of the power move, the Rapper & letting friends know that they're friends.

I never* thought I would see this:


*never as in 'never say never say never is a stupid saying'; things happen (add the punctuation where see fit.

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