Friday 25 September 2009

IT'S INCREDIBLE!

OHHHHHH MY DIDDAYYYYYYS!

IF I SAY ANYTHING ON THIS, IT'LL JUST BE A PAR SINCE IT'S THAT NANG!

OOOOOOOOOKAYYYYYYYEEEEE!

MAKE THAT WHITE GUY SING!

CLICK HERE FOR THE INCREDIBLE POLO!

WATCH WHEN I LOOP IT ON GARAGE BAND AND RECORD SOME EPIC-NESS!

I'M SKITSING!

IF YOU BRING IN THE CROSS AT THE RIGHT TIME YOU MUST THOUGH YOUR MACBOOK ON THE WALL! I SWEAR TO YOU!



Thursday 24 September 2009

'Drakes Way'

No I don't have an exclusive source in America who supplies me with unheard content from Aubrey...

It's just the name of my 'home'



Yes. There is no Photoshop or a pathetic attempt to get some cool points (man is too sho for that you get me!?)

*****

My recent decision to go to a university to enjoy my time away from home backfired as the stuck up son of a guns actually turned me... ME?!... Away from their institute of learning to go par with the par. No par intended. I lied.

So I'm at [insert comical possible name here i.e. University of Fartumbria] doing a lot aka 'mind ya bidness dats all... Just mind ya bidness'



*****

Moving in.

Getting people to live with was EAAAAAASY... Getting people who had a British passport, a sense of independence, deposit money and a non 419 mentality WASN'T.

After de-sensitizing the selected few with the use of day time TV and Stephen Fry quotes, it was a matter of who got what room.

DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMM

Being the manly men the other FIVE* are... Yes... No home, No connotations, they decided to settle the dispute buy, you've guessed it...

BUY PLAYING PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER!!!

Why?
Haven't the foggiest.

All I know is that mana man got the room I wanted without touching a games pad... All it takes is a few skippy words, a handshake and a witness who didn't actually see anything.

SIDEBAR: FAHK YOU DERREN BROWN! 1 YOU CAN'T SPELL YOUR NAME CORRECTLY AND 2 THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO FEEL YOU TOUCH THEMSELVES.

*Random visits are permitted at anytime in the aid of saving me from insanity. Women need not apply.

Wednesday 23 September 2009

It's Ralph... Again!?

Yeah yeah yeah I'm still about

RALPH!

I had to jump on the blogspot tip because:

a) Wordpress doesn't allow me to add audio using Divshare

b) I can't up videos using Youtube's embed code to manipulate it to auto-play

c) Google Analytic is a par for my 'old' blog.

If your new to this ting tings then catch up on my WORDPRESS for my (blogging) life up until now... And when @Chedaboi takes his finger out, my dot come should be up and running quicker than you can say

'Why's he on the twit?... I SLAP MAN OFF THE TWIT!'

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