*Shifts boner*

Yasmin is too TOO piff.
Yeah I said piff.

Got Milk?

Gingerbread Man BUKKAKE!

Ha
Ha
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WATCH DEM STYLES!

'Unfortunately', I was occupied with a Christmas dinner during the final of X-Fcator.

Grapevine said I didn't miss much

BUT

*Clicks YouTube tab*

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ANNNNNND....

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Harry
Styles
Is
The
Youngest
Boss
That
I've
Seen
Thus
Far.

I don't agree with derogatory slander of the female gender but

THAT WAS PHUN NAY YO!

"Think how much pussy you could get" - WHAT ELSE DEN!?

Janet Jack(me-off)son

The boner I would of had would of ripped through that harness one time.

Could of been a long one

I had A LOT to say about this night but I don' want to be summoned to court or money to be put on my head. Last time I checked I wasn't bussin' a dance at a Naija party.

Let me just leave you with this picture and let your imagination Usain Bolt it.