@TheRealGhetts - Merry Christmas EP

Exchanging the green bandana for a red Santa suit, Plaistow native Ghetts joined in with Christmas spirit and released a seasonal EP. The Merry Christmas EP has features from the likes of Devlin, Mercston and Rawz Artilla as well as productions from Dot Rotten, Flava D and 2010 MVP, Z-Dot - all induced by various ciders, mixers & Disaronno, of course. Get the EP from here and spread the word. This is one present you don't need to rush to the tree to unwrap.... Just extract.

@ShyOneBeats - Decaffeinated Love EP

This is Shy One's FIRST EP...
I know
You're thinking
"She's been about for TIME!"
She's a DJ
She produces
She's a loving wife and mother
The last 1 was a lie
But She does DJ & produce WELL.



No release date far as I'm aware but everything is looking on the upside.
I may have to open Photoshop and see how that original picture looked. Don't mind if do.

Soundcloud
Twitter

You hear that yeah!?

THAT'S ME SCREAMING
"WHY DON'T I OWN AN iPOD?!"
I LOVE MUSIC.
I LOVE APPLE.
IT'S ONLY RIGHT I OWN AN iPOD!?
I WOULD LOVE AN iPHONE
BUT I WOULD LOVE AN iPOD!
Santa...
YEAH SAFE YOU FAT SMUCK IN A RED SUIT!
TRAMP!
CHANGE YOUR GARMS!
My birthday is on the 28th of December.

Look how they've grown up

Shit just got 'real' for Mario & Luigi



Someone needs to bring this to life. Capicé?

THIS IS LONDON!

FASHION SHOW TO END ALL SHOWS! SUNDAY THE 19TH @ CABLE

SHOWCASE FROM:

PC WILLIAMS

ODF CLOTHING

KENEMA & CO

LALKA

KEITH COLIN

MISS MEI

RUWEYDA DOOL

HOROCO

AND L.MONROE HERSELF!

*****

WITH PERFORMANCES FROM ED SHEERAN, MIKILL PANE & POET JAMES MASSIAH

THIS IS AN EVENT NOT TO BE MISSED!!

£10 FOR FASHION SHOW

£15 FOR FASHION SHOW AND AFTER PARTY

FOLLOW @LOVE_L_MONROE

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=141761402539979&ref=ts

Oh yeah... I'M HOSTING!

Got Milk?

Gingerbread Man BUKKAKE!

Ha
Ha
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHACANTFORGETLOLTHATSMEFORTHEDAYHAHUYWDFHJ
YUGFDGHVEGFHVEHGVDHGVEDHGVHGDVGHVDHGVKUFDHVEHFBVRHJFBVERLFIJE

WATCH DEM STYLES!

'Unfortunately', I was occupied with a Christmas dinner during the final of X-Fcator.

Grapevine said I didn't miss much

BUT

*Clicks YouTube tab*

OPEWRIJHUFDBJ

EPWORIFJDK

ANNNNNND....

OEIRUHJFGOFIOIEWUFHDJERUHEUHFD



Harry
Styles
Is
The
Youngest
Boss
That
I've
Seen
Thus
Far.

I don't agree with derogatory slander of the female gender but

THAT WAS PHUN NAY YO!

"Think how much pussy you could get" - WHAT ELSE DEN!?

I liked it when she said Vagina

I would say we all have an aunty like this
But that's a lie.

Try and fathom if she is freestyling or not.
The laughs will multiply.

PENE...WOOOOOOOOOO!

Nicki goes Nollywood

Youtube MOCKED the suggestions.

Life.

GAME OVER REMIX [VIDEO]

‎"Ain't you noticed? I got a stick like whats his
name?...MOSES! Red Sea I will part it like I can't swim,
let's see who departs when I'm barring
(EVERYONE)...& it's clear like Evian!!!"

"Make money from a bar like Peggy done!!!"

Let me know some of your favourite lines from the
whole tune.

Sway WOW2011 [Video & D/L]

Sway was like...

YOU KNOW WHAT!? I WANT TO DECIMATE THIS TUNE! AN 8 ISN'T ENOUGH FOR ME!

So...



Download

Man can't munch a penis and expect no one to talk about it

OI! Pass me the mic!

We are ALL aware of the masses of fans that want to be MCs, Rappers, ballet dancers (well not really the last one)... Well they 'finally' can.

DEF JAM RAP STAR!

The 'par' is you can't make your own tunes but even Tinchy tried it on his own tune





Oh yeah...

You can meet Tinchy & more at an exclusive warehouse party if you want.

"We have a secret warehouse party happening this Saturday in East London. There is 250 tickets. It will be decked out in a Brooklyn Theme featuring Basketball hoops/Graffiti/ PS3 / xboxs / DefJam Rapstar / Live MC battles with masters of the trade Jump Off a stage and massive screen for you to try out the game.

There will be Appearances by Tinchy Stryder and another Very Special Guest from the UK urban scene to be announced ASAP and if you are one of the lucky people who get a ticket you can hang out with them.

The event will be happening from 10:30AM till 5:30PM This Saturday 20th November"

If you wish to enter the competition...

YOU HAVE TO RUN AROUND YOUR LOCAL TOWN CENTER SCREAMING #BLAM! IN THE FACE OF EVERY OAP!

Or click HERE

@AfrikanBoy needs to roll with a mop

Afrikan Boy - Weak Bladder [Music Video]



There's a lot of funny things in this video but my funny isn't your funny. Please, everyone be funny like me.
Safe.

That's for life yo!

We've had this as a sign of appreciation...


YEAH!?
We've also had this as a mark of love...


OKAYYY!?
BUT

THIS IS THE NEXTEST OF THE HYPEST IN GLAYVEN GLAYVEN GLIVEN

















Uh huh.

Busking For a Beatdown

Come we all reflect after this.
Safe.

Skepta - Supporters [Live audio]

Singing along to the chorus...
Emotional.

Seeing the performance with my eyes...
Emotional.

Looking at the tracklist for 'Doin' It Again'...
[Well I don't know it or have it but I [think I] can name about 5/6 tracks from it that will be...
Emotional.

Yeah! Take that! C'mon! Don't stop!

Diddy Dirty Money feat Skepta - Hello Good Morning Grime Remix

This is one bad ass gorilla style video yo! (I don't know why that was Americano'd)

I can't say anything wrongs with it besides...

Yeah. Nothing.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No...

It's Soundcloud.

Mikill Pane

Shy One

Ms. Darks

Don't be a prick. Click.

Hey! I'm a poet and I didn't even realise it until I thought 'Hey! I'm a poet and I didn't even know it'.

Oh yeah... Here's mine.

Note: This is THIS

#TeamREMIX

Will Kay x UK Brands

You see Will Kay yeah... G

He's taken a bunch of UK brands and put the ODDKINGDOM touch to 'em. #TEAMUK (which I think is a #MYTH) has musicians, producer blahdy blah blah but ART is the teng.

From this:

To this:

Follow him on Twitter: @willkay_oddking

Download all the images HERE whilst I open a new tab in Firefox

*Attempts to find any new art exhibitions*

Lol... Shitter

*Ding Dong* 'Who is it?'... 'An idea'

After posting my last post, I had a wicked man ting thought simme?!

I ain't gonna say tooooooo much besides

Lardamercy

This
Is
What YOU call...

FUNNAYYY!

Oh
And this too.



I need me one of those approximately 10 second intro thingys so I can make more random videos and ishhh.

I need to buy a Cannon 5D/7D after I buy a TV & an iPhone4 (Yeah I know).

Remember THIS?!

*Lightbulb*

I understand.
I now understand.
I FULLY understand.*
I see why I don't have avid...

WAIT WHAT!?

I wrote 'avid' without even thinking WHY or WHAT it means but a part of me 'KNOWS' it's the 'RIGHT' word to use. Let me holla at google

*cmd + T*
*Writes in google toolbar 'Definition: avid'*

'adjective. having an intense craving; greedy: avid for power; eager and enthusiastic: an avid reader.' - BLAPS!... MUMZIEEE!

See! I paid intention in school. You can par and have think I'm dumb, making you dumb, but... YOU CAN'T PAR THE PARCELLATION!

PAAAHAHAHAAA!
(Smart persons joke)**

"Oh Ralph"

*I don't REALLY understand. I've just momentarily gathered my thoughts and at this precise time of existence they seem relatively coherent with my actions.
**Don't be a prick. Google it.

*****

Anyway, where was I? (Well Ralph, your siting in the same position from when you started sooo... Your here, still.)

SHATTAP YOU!
*Points like the Family Guy monkey*


But
Yeah
Umm...

Moving on...

I SEEEEE why I don't have avid blog readers (determined by the lack of comments, despite knowing very well that humans don't find it natural to show appreciate (hence why I am a Utopian), which unfortunately correlates in me not posting a lot.

Everybody say H...
I mean everybody say aww shucks

SOOO this is wah ima do bisshes

I, Ralph Hardy the 1st,
Ralphy the King Jr,
KRHA
will simply, post more LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGER posts and see if that'll help me.

Imagine, I thought all of this before I wrote it.

Sidebar: This song made me forget where I was this morning. I went blind like when Storm changes the weather.

ASHESHJKESN

Nope.
Not even a little.
I haven't a clue what they are saying
But I understand what a vibe is.
Watch the skank.



Sidebar:


or I'll cross the [inter web] and do man suttin (pause) like #BLAM

Does he know doh!?

Yeah Marvell's 'We Know' is out today.

Here's some incentive to go buy the original.

"Mi nah waan nuh boring shiiit"

Twitter analysis of a shitty night.

As you do, you fall asleep randomly at like 10pm and wake up early hours of the morning. I like to either do a couple sit ups and pull ups (big up the action man D'angelo v neck pelvis man dem), go for a jog, or get up to date with the latest music etc etc, reh teh teh...

NOT THIS MORNING!

THE very 1st thing I do is check my SMS, BBM and UBERTWITTER (don't know why I felt to caps lock them *shrugs*), and on Twitter, I saw the majority of my timeline talking shit...

Cosmic's favourites.

Despite it being none of my business (when has that ever stopped someone on Twitter?!), I had to go investigate 2 2 allegations and to my surprise... IT WAS ALL TRUE!

SOME SILLY TWIT(TER) GIRL DECIDED TO GET PARALYTIC AND SHIT HERSELF!

Trust me, I know my fair share of people who can't handle their drink (wagwan Martin), vomiting and shit in other people's houses BUT...

IN MY LIFE HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE VOM-SHIT COMBO!


Here is the picture again if you missed it...


They weren't shitting me when they said a picture paints a 1000 words.

Let this be a lesson to you all... Whether it is Bashment, Grime or House... KNOW YOUR DRINK!

This is what Clay Davis had to say on the matter













Oh shit before I go... SHE TRIED TO WIPE HER ARSE WITH THE CURTAIN THEN SAY IT WAS THERE ALREADY!?

The (arse) cheek of her.

****

The girl in question is apparently @peaches_mcqueen but yep, you've guessed it, she deleted her account. Holla @Docta_Cosmic for any further info. I don't want any of it. I'm shitting myself.

***********

STOP THE FUCKING PRESS!
I'M HEARING SHE IS A PENGERS NOW! SHIT MAN!

@Peach_McQueen


Well ain't that some shit.

DIZZYlusi AND WILlusi

HOLD TITE MY EAST LONDON CREWWWWWWW!



Samuel Falusi aka Dizzee Rascal aka @FLYLUSI aka MUM SHUSH is ONE SILLY TWART TWIT TWITTER WHO TWEETS BUT MY TWEET, AINT HE TWUNNY?!

TWUCK!

Respect the craziness

I said RESPECT THE CRAZINESS!
The highlight is the attempt at a melody underneath the crescendo of wahala at the end.
Phoenix Marigold is one SICKER human.

All my friends are...

Ha..

HA...

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO JEEBIE JEEBIE KRA KRAAAA

OIREUGHERTIOJ

"BASICALLY I'm a part time blogger and I'M A DICKHEAD"

Thismessagehasbeenbroughttoyoubythetruth.

Utopia Mix 1

Utopia Mix 1 by MrRalphHardy

*Exiting 'The Box'*

You see this yeah...



... Yeah.

To think, some people imagine this in their head 1st. I don't know about you but I'm waiting to use ATLEAST 11% of the old thinker.

Muhsinah - Yiy.

Wiley x Janiece x XXX

It's not Risky Roadz, it's not Practice Hours... It's not even Show Dem Grime...

A sex tape has leaked of Wiley and Janiece Myers!

***AY LOGAN I BEG YOU DO A WHEELY CUS THIS ONE'S DEEP! JACK'UM! SECKLEEE!***

No. I kid. But look at it and try not tell me he didn't have one daiquiri too many.



I fully had to Google how to spell daiquiri. No shame.

The Cordless Show: Slickmouth

NIGERIAN International rapper residing in the UK, Slickmouth has been blahdy blah blah...

SLICKMOUTH ON THE CORDLESS SHOW! WATCH THE TINGS DEM! ARE YOU AN INDIE KID!?

WATCH VIDEO

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

If you don't know about I.T. Crowd then you should really depart with your HP, Dell PackardSHITbell, Mac etc and just run under the biggest rock until a hand comes to drag you out bur 1st SLAPS your dirty face.

Moss is one of the funniest fictional characters you'll ever not know in real life**

He has many funny 'Classic Moss lines' but just watch THIS

BUT WHAT EVER YOU DO you must watch the 'Friendface' reunion scene towards the end where Moss just gets wickeder; youtube are parring the tings dem.

AND YES! HE IS NIGERIAN! *Punches the air*




** Like to say watching TV isn't real life. Like to say life stops. Meh

Talibans... Come die with me

OBVIOUSLY I didn't mean flying into a tower or 2... Die from laughter.

Lets all dash our Blackberries and iPhones into the red sea whilst we moon walk on the ceiling to some Terminator music, preferably in your mum's blouse.



ARGHHH! ARGHHHH! EW9PRIBHRIUTHGROTYKGHL

'The Mirror Boy' [Trailer]

Yeah this one looks deeper.

On your head!

You see the technique in this game... FAHK!

Yeah I can do that...

YeahAHH... Ummm

The hook to this is a zooners despite it not being my birthday. Well done Ant

Download

Once you pop...

I don't know if it's official but it's... THE SICKEST DANCING I'VE SEEN IN YONKS!

Eddie Griffin has moves.

"And let the world take the rest of me"

Kanye West "I am a New Man" (Pinocchio Story 2)

Emotional.
I can pull off a pink suit right? Right?

Oh This IS Happening.

TRON: LEGACY Trailer

MIDDLE MEN Trailer

THE EXPENDABLES Trailer

Let It Burn

The look at 2:10 made my heart warm. I don't know why but it caused a surreal sense of hope that every par can be turned around into a rap*. Raps** are good.

The Roots do a lot for my soul and iTunes in general. Black Though is my top 3 lyricist of all time (the other 2 vary between Jay-Z, Kanye West & Lupe).

Hopefully Aliecee can hold up a solid music convo like I think she can.

*Rap = Radical abstract perception.
** Each letter can change; apply it to you.

"Wickeder Wickedest"

Who is this!? I don't know.

You may be thinking 'why do you have a picture of a girl you don't know Ralph?'
WELL I have an answer for that people...

*Hold on where did I put it*

AH! Here it is!... 'Tis because she likes my blog.

SOUND THE TROM-PEHTS!

*Someone hands me my Blackberry*

News just in... The lovely lady's name is CharChar Gabor

WAIT! Could she be related to Roses Gabor?


Maybeee...

Hmmm...

Anyway thanks Char ;) (I'm assuming you're reading this)

Don't Open This Fourteen07

I don't own a diary or anything like that and I can't put these into lyrics so hence the blog. I'm a bit of a pillock saying 'Don't Open This' since people usually defy this and do so and also whats the point writing if no one is gonna read it? Irony? Hmmm

Basically, I don't trust anyone. I use to say 'Trust Me, Trust no one' all the time and followed it religiously (Yeah Femi I do see the Irony in it), but as I 'grew' older I found out I have what you humans call a heart and that emotion thingy came. I kind of used it to show affection via trust but that is ended as of just before I started this post.

Check this yeah, I tweet, I tweet BARE THINGS I "SHOULDN'T", and it's for my followers. I don't know WHY a SNITCH who DOESN'T EVEN FOLLOW ME will go to my page and go tell X Y & Z I said A, B & C.... Ironically this is how the post came about. Kanye much?

Sidebar: Femi just pinged me saying 'You defy all logic and science | You shouldn't exist'... This is the nicest thing I've heard in a while.

There are level of friendship. I advise you know your level with someone before you confide in them because if theirs with someone else outweighs yours, you're fucked i.e. When you confide in someone and they tell someone and they get enraged, even when what you said wasn't a par.

Now hear the wickedest thing (that i.e. was about me BTW), I have no way of knowing if certain people HATE me (still) but the IRONY (I realuy like irony don't I?!) of this is there are [Twitter] SNITCHES that inform me; 'it's all good when they're snitching for me but when they snitch against me... Pwoarrr! It really vexes my spirit.

I forgot why I opened blogspot but what I'm tryna say is even when Trust is earned it may still not be deserved. It's like I can't speak my mind without someone else shouting theirs.

OH WAIT CHECK THE WICKEDER WICKEDEST THING... Regardless of how life pars me and puts baby in the corner, I still remember that I LOVE her. I don't think I've properly expressed love to her but I do, regardless of the negative energy she shows me I love her but it's so hard to keep that up when she HATES you.

All I want is a job, Beats by Dre and my Black Jesus piece back. Is that so much to ask for?

Yours regretfully

Ralph

09-10 - 1st
08-09 - 13
07-08 - 12

You Cumming?

Make sure you cum down and buss a lil'... Or a lot.

FACEBOOK PAGE
TWITTER

J. Cole 4styling.

1 above the rest. This made my soul smile. You couldn't pay for the art of freestyling. No amount of Illuminati meetings can get you to that level.

Janet Jack(me-off)son

The boner I would of had would of ripped through that harness one time.

"Anyone who aint rappers lets have a show of hands, 'cause there's too many MCs and not enough fans"

"Use to be about the posses, crews, clicks and the clans, now these lil' young boys thinking they the f*cking man, they the only reason fans gave Lupe a chance, because they thought that Kick Push was the name of a dance"

Play at full volume.

PackFM - "I Fucking Hate Rappers"

Download

Iron Man Vs. Bruce Lee

#RandomRalph 2 of my favourite freestyles EVER!

Mickey Factz from 2:16



Jay-Z on Hot 97

Watch the face...

lOOOOIJHUGEUT£YpiOHU Look what @CriticGif did

http://i50.tinypic.com/2s1r8ev.gif*

Maybe I'm laughing because it's me or because it's me being me but either way... oewjriufgy

*Obviously you click the link or image to see it move. *pff*...Humans

21st Century Schizoid

I think @MikillPane will like this post, considering he likes hearing where producers sample from (you thought I didn't know you Just', oh but I do. Pause)

I was just going though my iTunes looking at 90s music (I dunno why this was there *Memo to self: Take a day out and arrange iTunes... Again) and heard this beauty NOT KNOWING it was the tune Kanye 'The Greatest' West sampled for 'Power'.

Nang

21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson

OH AND CHECK OUT GHANA'S NATIONAL ANTHEM!



Kanye West - POWER ft Dwele Official Music Video PARODY

@SkandalMusic Ft @BlackTheRipper - Everyday [Music Video]

Heard this on @SianAnderson & Julie's MewzikBox show last week and I can't stop playing it. The beat just pulled me in differently.



UK Rap is back.

"I know you're waiting for your name"

I think I'm a funny man most of the time. Don't you?

Notice how I pretend to laugh an pull a SOLID face and walk off.

Ahhh Ralph... You crack me up.



Ghetts talks about WILEY, SKEPTA, FANGOL, P MONEY and the next F**K RADIO.

KEEP YOUR EAR OPEN FOR GHETTS IT IN GANG

P.S. I swear I was just drinking my water lOl. That's 1-0 G.

J. Cole - Who Dat [Music Video]

Official Music Video for J. Cole's new single 'Who Dat'.



J. Cole 'Who Dat' [Music Video]

Watch when you hear my version on 'Utopia'.

Directed by BBGUN (Alex Bergman & Maxim Bohichik)
Produced by Brian Turner

The Cut blog: S-X Interview

You see the interview I did with S-X (@ProducerSX) yeah!?... Well it's on The Cut Newspaper's blog. Check that and got through the WHOLE site. You'll find some gems truuus me.

Click picture or here.

Miguel - All I Want Is You ft. J. Cole [Music Video]

Miguel - All I Want Is You ft. J. Cole [Music Video]

NUTCRACKER

BUSS-A-NUT PARTY
IF YOU DON'T COME, YOU DON'T CUM


Venue: Drop East, 54 Commercial Street, London, E1 6LT
Type of music: GRIME, House, Bashment, RnB
Price: FREE BEFORE 10PM - £3 ON Guestlist - £5 IF NOT.
Guestlist: Email guestlist@bust-a-nut.co.uk - OR attend on Facebook

"What the F**k you guys!?"

Racism is wrong.
Pedophilia is foul.

PARRING ginger people is not cool at all but my garsh can be funny.





They were like "get the FUCK out!... GET THE FUCK OUT!" and I was like "What the FUCK?!"

I wheeled this part like 65 times.

Not all ginger hair people are recklessly wild.

This is Afro-E.


He's ginger but a perfectly sane man (as far as sane ginger men go).

That is all.

I just really wanted you to watch the video.

"Like what the fuck guys?!" - AHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Small guys... Big SOUND

Pause.

Small in the name but these two UK acts are defo the realest out there - Getting number 1's for fun.

Tinchy drops his 'Gangsta?' video with the collaboration with Mr Tempah. I hope there's a full(er) version somewhere.

Good Morning... KANYE WEST!

As some of you may know, the 1st tweet I do of EVERY DAY is 'Kanye West' to remind you mother suckers that Kanye West is still with us cooking up crack with no baking soda.
As I'm doing my mourning internet run, blogging on Ragggs, checking Youtube, going through my emails

AHH WHY THE FAHK AM I TYPING WHEN I SHOULD BE LISTENING TO KANYE WEST'S NEW TUNE?!

AM I A SMUCK!?!

Look at what I made in the break...

Download it here

@PepstarUK - Take Off [Mixtape]

Pepstar finally drops his 'Take Off' mixtape (Click image to download). I'm sure this will be playing on my iTunes for a while BUT for some strange boulder relocation mishap and you have recently been living under a rock, have a butchers on his version of Rihanna's 'Russian Roulette'.

One of life's composers... Drake

Drake – Light Up (Ft. Jay-Z)

"I'm a mother f**king miss-target but a target none the less and I [haven't] started"

"If you pillow talking with the women that are screwing you just know that she gonn' tell another ni**er when she's through with you"

I've said it about x+42737 times already but Drake & Kanye have wrote, composed and PR'd my life so far; There's a song for everything.

Perhaps you wanted to download it with tags... Here it is

But why would you do that when it's here with NO TAGS

Marvell - The World Is Ours [Official Video]

The tune.
The video.
The vision.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh mannnn... Youtube need a repeat button so I can get my (alcoholic) shuffle on!

*Waits for Julie to blog it*