This can happen...
This is a girl. This is a girl who is evidently an alien.
As I had some time on my hands, it was only fair to introduce Mishka... Yeah sorry I didn't introduce her.
That is Mishka. She IS an alien despite my previous statement.
I introduced Mishka into the wonderful world that was Ralph... Which came with a Tom Tom.
The jokes are too much with her but the highlight is...
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD I SAY!
You're probably thinking 'Well Ralph...Urmmm... Not being funny but I don't understand you either. It's like you're in a different world' (Said in a Julie voice... You know the voice... THAT voice)
BUT YOU ARE WRONG!
She doesn't understand ANYTHING!
I said 'It's a par chillin' for this long'
She said 'WHAT'S A PAR?'
I then said 'don't you understand the humor in my last post?'
She said 'not really'
I THEN said 'don't you hear variations of 'no homo'
She THEN said 'IN WHAT CONTEXT?'
The one that through me off completely was when her leg brushed against mine:
'Playing footsie are we?'
She said... 'ISN'T THAT SOMETHING TO DO WITH FOOTBALL'
Life is fun.
Imagine my excitement knowing I can get away with murder...
It's a par for her. She lives in St. Albans?!