*catches flies in mouth*

This

And this

18 YEARS ARE YOU MAD!?

Shadrack and The Mandem are on some joooke ting!

Giggs' face said it all at 2:04

MANA SAID...

SWEARRRRRRRR DOWWWWWWN!

Gracious! Make sure you collect your PPL ('10 G again' - 1:47).



The writers of Eastenders needs to pull their trousers up.

HOW CAN SHE ASK!?

NAHHHHH @SUNRAYCHEE MADE MY MARRRRRRNING!

WATCH THE SNAP! 2

Guess what I have for youuuuuuuuu...




















You can see by my face exactly what I'm thinking.

MIC HYPE!

MARVELL ARE RUUUDE! HOW CAN THEY SING OVER!? HOW!?

FAHHHK!



Catch the rest of the mic fights...

CD IS DEAD!

THIS IS THE TEMPZ AND JME!

Dododo doo doo doo CLAP do dodo do do do CLAP
Dododo doo doo doo CLAP do dodo do do do CLAP

*****

EVERYONE SLAP THIS IN YOUR iCAL ASLAP

******

Just to wet your ears before then (no gspot wrong coordinates)...



Download the DIZ TINGZ (God Bless Youtube)

Now THATS Hardcore porn

So remember ladies, when he (when I say he I mean I) decides to bring out a camera/ video recorder/ Mac Photobooth out... RESIST AT ALL COSTS!

Think about it... Naked pictures on the net or 15 to life 2nd Degree murder charge?

Rock presents... The Clones

My head went to Neptune when I saw this.

HOW CAN THEY MIRROR!?

DAAAAM FAAAAM!

Morning.

Afternoon.

FAHHHK!

Amsterdam is a wonderful place... When you're awake for it.

[Video soon come... Hopefully]

Game On

Imagine if this was real.
A computer game taking over the world...

I know people are like androids when they're playing SF4, Fifa/Pro or COD but this is another level (No boy band)

After watching it I couldn't help but try and contact GFrsh to tell him where he could find his bricks at.

If I had a childhood, the way I relate to the short film would be SO different but... Meh. Benjamin Button did alright... Right!?



Written, directed by : Patrick Jean / Director of Photograhy: Matias Boucard / SFX by Patrick Jean and guests / Produced by One More Production

Morals COST nothing

It's wreck when people can do [insert doings they really shouldn't be doing], call it WEALTH and then sardine slap your brother in need.

If I was to list everything that is wrong with this country, I would go in (Twitter) jail a couple times.

Whether you are capable of helping or can even empaphise with the situation, acknowledgment for someone's current low point costs nothing.
No need to swipe, deets, 1 day instants or any of that stuff.

Maybe I've had intercourse with a Santander C.E.O's daughter in a past life or have filled in the forms incorrectly a number of times *side eye*, but Student Loan, give me a break!

(What you need to focus on is 'Payment Rejected')

I just got off the phone to a house mate too saying ima need to have £640 by Wednesday or we may be evicted.
I don't want that to be on my conscious.

Sidebar: Fuck you Gucci & LV guys. I don't rate you at all. You're devaluing that shit same way.

Producer S-X Interview

I caught up recently with one of the future hit makers to see wagwan with the wagwan den!? S-X surprised me with what he had to say, mainly with his age (no Gary Glitter).

How you doing sir?

I’m very good man, living, which is a good thing lol!

Truuuus me breathing is the in ting right now. Tell me a little about yourself, you know the usual.

Ok, I’m a music producer from the small city of Wolverhampton (right next to Birmingham). I mainly make hip hop/S-X Music (which is what I like to call it), however most of you know me for the Grime beat ‘Woooo’!

Definitely. Your Woooo riddim is causing a madness with a lot of MC’s doing a version. I think I heard it 1^st on a Maximum Rinse show or one of S.B’s F64s… Which version is your favourite? Don’t be political with the answer too

Yeah a lot of people heard it on SB.TV first, got to give a big shout to everyone who helped the beat get so much exposure before it really popped off! But my favourite version, you probably knew I was going to say this, it’s D Double’s ‘Bad To The Bone’. Hearing a Grime legend on my beat is crazy, and the fact that he killed it! Is just… NEEEEXT HYPE!

How have you been handling the recent buzz then?

I’m not really letting it affect me because I’ve got a lot more work to do, but it’s definitely opened doors for me and allowed me to work with bigger people, so really I’m just using all the exposure it to an advantage, ignoring the negative people and doing my thing! You hear me Ralph!?

I hear you S-X, I hear you. When did you in fact make the beat?

I made the beat a few weeks before I went into Year 11 in school, that was 2007, so for it to blow up now is mad, and I really didn’t expect it to happen.

WHAT!? SERIOUS!? How old are you now?

I’m 17 now, that means I made the beat when I was 15, that’s pretty mad still haha!

'So you've made Woooo two years ago... People must of heard your stuff since then but just didn't know it was you.

Yeah theres a few, I did the StayFresh - 16 for 16 track and also Marvell - Marvell music, with the video being out on MTV and Channel AKA now its a good look. I've also done a track for JME's new album!

I’m sure your StayFresh family help keep you in check right?

Yeah man always, big up Jamie Dred, that’s my mentor/manager, he’s definitely helped me a lot & taught me a lot. My brother from another!

You got another banger in your hard drive ready to spring on us?

I’ve got a few but I’m not really sure when yet, I mean The Woooo EP is out on May 3^rd on iTunes, Nokia, Zune & Amazon. So I’m gonna let the hype of Woooo die down then put out a few new beats. I leaked a few beats that were just sitting on my laptop because the demand was so high, but I’ve definitely got new stuff on the way. Just keep your eyes open!

Who’s your favourite producer… The one that has given you the most inspiration to do music?

My favourite producer, I don’t actually have a favourite producer really, I just like a lot of different styles, from Timbaland to Pharrell even to people like Fraser T Smith! So many people inspire me but I guess the main producer that made me want to make beats was Kanye West because I saw him on MTV with an MPC and I thought woow… You need all that stuff to make actual beats, then I realised all you need is Fruity Loops & a computer! So that’s what I did!

Where do you see Grime music going? Would you like the ‘established’ to make a heavy hitting impact or is it for the ‘youngers’ to take over the gauntlet?

I dunno man, Grime is an underground genre, and I think it always will be, there is more negative than there is positive, and all it takes to give Grime a worse name than it has, is someone getting stabbed or shot, but it really has nothing to do with the music, because music is music. But I think its time for the youngers to come through though!

YOUR favourite producer of ’09 (and what beat)?

My favourite Grime producer of 09 is Teddy AKA Silencer and World War 4, I don’t know if that beat was made in 09 but that was when I first heard it!

YOUR favourite tune of ‘09

I didn’t really have one you know, I just had a lot of songs on my iPod that I really liked, but not so much a favourite!

YOUR favourite DJ of ‘09

Probably Westwood or Logan, I always try to listen to their shows when they’re on air!

Hold up! Wait… Why did you call it the ‘Woooo Riddim’?

I called it that because it was originally made for an MC in the midlands, but he just left it, so I played it to a few people, and when it dropped there reaction was ‘Woooooooo’ so there you go! Woooo…. With four O’s for everyone who spells it wrong!

4 o’s. Gotcha!

Remember, the ‘Woooo EP’ is out on May 3^rd on iTunes, Nokia, Zune & Amazon.

Twitter: @ProducerSX

Myspace

ARTIST ALERT!

IF YOU'RE AN ARTIST AND YOU THINK YOU WILL BE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE THAT ENTERS, THEN ENTER! IF @TAKASHIFLASH ENTERS IT'LL BE A LOT FOR YOU!

Click the picture to know the wagwans.

I know way too many people hear right now...

FINALLY!
Drake can look directly in the camera. Win



Big up Rita Ora getting lead girl in this. Yeah she's a London girl.
I remember when I................. her (Claim to fame jeek).

WATCH THE SNAP!

WATCH THE SNAP is the new ish 'yu yu yu get me fam' *Dizzee Rascal voice*

It's here to erm... Well... Ima do this since I always forget to take pictures of people sleeping for 'I'll Sleep at my wake'

Say hello to the 1st #SkypeSlip.


















































Nothing more needs to be said.

THE playlist

Dun know the months worth of music on the iTunes

From morning I've been an all genre groover.

This playlist is a #MOESH if you got the Sony monitor headphones on, Cadbury's chocolate digestive biscuits and a TALL glass of chilled coke.

Truuuuus!

If you follow me on Twitter or have seen me recently, I guarantee that I've said 'Truuuuus!' to you.

I've always said it from when I was in my gold Puma King and Diadora tracksuit days but hearing Jammer say it at 1:10 is JOKES!



THESE TWO ARE SIMPLY THE GUYS FOR PARS!

Detention

Big up all the people that go uni just to rave and have sex.

I didn't want to go to [insert uni here] but truuus me... I don't wanna go there more than I did before I started.

The people there are so ueirhgwriuthrtw as being ioetghrwrhiurte
I'm not a Gucci guy, gym guy, or gas guy so I can't even fit in.

Such is life.

If my Philosophy lecturer ever tried to put it on me yeah.. RUNWAY! Allow being locked in a seminar room with a woman old enough to have camped out during wood stock requesting my wood stock.

Super isn't it...

Random but the picture is for @FifiLaVergne and @mslulurose who both randomly checked my blog and 'fancied' it.

Ima get back on it 'properly' in due time.

In other news... Shadrack is a G.

Legendary.

Twitter: Osama arrival/dispersal

2 minutes later...


Twitter... Where we don't need your location to be on to find you.

Little T(ea) break

I jumped off of Twitter for a short long while just to clear my head and work on a little suttin suttin

I'm glad my disappearance was recognised...
When I did came back...

I experienced ish like this:


Them @'s there.

The moral of this post is

WHEN YOU'RE GONE, YOU'RE GONE, BUT WHEN YOU'RE BACK... MY GARD YOU'RE BACK.

And this is disgusting.

Me & Jay Electronica

Yep. That's right.

I've been blessed with the presence of Jay Elechonica in my life time.

Video soon.

In the meantime...

TOO MANY MAN

A LOAD of work was put in to this PIECE of art. SEE MEN have tried to do such a thing but have COME nowhere near the target.