#Nang: A$AP Rocky x Schoolboy Q - Back & Forth

These are the conversations I have with my peoples and they are just as funny, but hearing it come from these Brand New Guys just gives it that extra bit of nang that only the world can supply you with.

Noisey are too crispy with the videos. I have all these similar ideas but not the man power to implement them.

Noisey/ Vice better find me some way on one of those miraculous Twitter story tips or... It's peak cus once I get up on my feet.

"Man, I got so much shit up on my plate dawg. I was hangin' ... I know the world got more problems and it's much bigger. But I figured, I'd get some shit up off my chest." - 'Puffy'

F*%K AXEL FOWLEY

You're on Twitter early in the morning, as you do, and @JMEBBK tweets...

*INITIATE MOESH!*

Btw, Doin' It Again is out on the 31st. Yeah go get that, son.

Look how they've grown up

Shit just got 'real' for Mario & Luigi



Someone needs to bring this to life. Capicé?

Got Milk?

Gingerbread Man BUKKAKE!

Ha
Ha
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHACANTFORGETLOLTHATSMEFORTHEDAYHAHUYWDFHJ
YUGFDGHVEGFHVEHGVDHGVEDHGVHGDVGHVDHGVKUFDHVEHFBVRHJFBVERLFIJE

WATCH DEM STYLES!

'Unfortunately', I was occupied with a Christmas dinner during the final of X-Fcator.

Grapevine said I didn't miss much

BUT

*Clicks YouTube tab*

OPEWRIJHUFDBJ

EPWORIFJDK

ANNNNNND....

OEIRUHJFGOFIOIEWUFHDJERUHEUHFD



Harry
Styles
Is
The
Youngest
Boss
That
I've
Seen
Thus
Far.

I don't agree with derogatory slander of the female gender but

THAT WAS PHUN NAY YO!

"Think how much pussy you could get" - WHAT ELSE DEN!?

I liked it when she said Vagina

I would say we all have an aunty like this
But that's a lie.

Try and fathom if she is freestyling or not.
The laughs will multiply.

PENE...WOOOOOOOOOO!

Nicki goes Nollywood

Youtube MOCKED the suggestions.

Life.

Lol... Shitter

Lardamercy

This
Is
What YOU call...

FUNNAYYY!

Oh
And this too.



I need me one of those approximately 10 second intro thingys so I can make more random videos and ishhh.

I need to buy a Cannon 5D/7D after I buy a TV & an iPhone4 (Yeah I know).

Remember THIS?!

*Lightbulb*

I understand.
I now understand.
I FULLY understand.*
I see why I don't have avid...

WAIT WHAT!?

I wrote 'avid' without even thinking WHY or WHAT it means but a part of me 'KNOWS' it's the 'RIGHT' word to use. Let me holla at google

*cmd + T*
*Writes in google toolbar 'Definition: avid'*

'adjective. having an intense craving; greedy: avid for power; eager and enthusiastic: an avid reader.' - BLAPS!... MUMZIEEE!

See! I paid intention in school. You can par and have think I'm dumb, making you dumb, but... YOU CAN'T PAR THE PARCELLATION!

PAAAHAHAHAAA!
(Smart persons joke)**

"Oh Ralph"

*I don't REALLY understand. I've just momentarily gathered my thoughts and at this precise time of existence they seem relatively coherent with my actions.
**Don't be a prick. Google it.

*****

Anyway, where was I? (Well Ralph, your siting in the same position from when you started sooo... Your here, still.)

SHATTAP YOU!
*Points like the Family Guy monkey*


But
Yeah
Umm...

Moving on...

I SEEEEE why I don't have avid blog readers (determined by the lack of comments, despite knowing very well that humans don't find it natural to show appreciate (hence why I am a Utopian), which unfortunately correlates in me not posting a lot.

Everybody say H...
I mean everybody say aww shucks

SOOO this is wah ima do bisshes

I, Ralph Hardy the 1st,
Ralphy the King Jr,
KRHA
will simply, post more LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGER posts and see if that'll help me.

Imagine, I thought all of this before I wrote it.

Sidebar: This song made me forget where I was this morning. I went blind like when Storm changes the weather.

"Mi nah waan nuh boring shiiit"

Twitter analysis of a shitty night.

As you do, you fall asleep randomly at like 10pm and wake up early hours of the morning. I like to either do a couple sit ups and pull ups (big up the action man D'angelo v neck pelvis man dem), go for a jog, or get up to date with the latest music etc etc, reh teh teh...

NOT THIS MORNING!

THE very 1st thing I do is check my SMS, BBM and UBERTWITTER (don't know why I felt to caps lock them *shrugs*), and on Twitter, I saw the majority of my timeline talking shit...

Cosmic's favourites.

Despite it being none of my business (when has that ever stopped someone on Twitter?!), I had to go investigate 2 2 allegations and to my surprise... IT WAS ALL TRUE!

SOME SILLY TWIT(TER) GIRL DECIDED TO GET PARALYTIC AND SHIT HERSELF!

Trust me, I know my fair share of people who can't handle their drink (wagwan Martin), vomiting and shit in other people's houses BUT...

IN MY LIFE HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE VOM-SHIT COMBO!


Here is the picture again if you missed it...


They weren't shitting me when they said a picture paints a 1000 words.

Let this be a lesson to you all... Whether it is Bashment, Grime or House... KNOW YOUR DRINK!

This is what Clay Davis had to say on the matter













Oh shit before I go... SHE TRIED TO WIPE HER ARSE WITH THE CURTAIN THEN SAY IT WAS THERE ALREADY!?

The (arse) cheek of her.

****

The girl in question is apparently @peaches_mcqueen but yep, you've guessed it, she deleted her account. Holla @Docta_Cosmic for any further info. I don't want any of it. I'm shitting myself.

***********

STOP THE FUCKING PRESS!
I'M HEARING SHE IS A PENGERS NOW! SHIT MAN!

@Peach_McQueen


Well ain't that some shit.

DIZZYlusi AND WILlusi

HOLD TITE MY EAST LONDON CREWWWWWWW!



Samuel Falusi aka Dizzee Rascal aka @FLYLUSI aka MUM SHUSH is ONE SILLY TWART TWIT TWITTER WHO TWEETS BUT MY TWEET, AINT HE TWUNNY?!

TWUCK!

Respect the craziness

I said RESPECT THE CRAZINESS!
The highlight is the attempt at a melody underneath the crescendo of wahala at the end.
Phoenix Marigold is one SICKER human.

All my friends are...

Ha..

HA...

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO JEEBIE JEEBIE KRA KRAAAA

OIREUGHERTIOJ

"BASICALLY I'm a part time blogger and I'M A DICKHEAD"

Thismessagehasbeenbroughttoyoubythetruth.

Wiley x Janiece x XXX

It's not Risky Roadz, it's not Practice Hours... It's not even Show Dem Grime...

A sex tape has leaked of Wiley and Janiece Myers!

***AY LOGAN I BEG YOU DO A WHEELY CUS THIS ONE'S DEEP! JACK'UM! SECKLEEE!***

No. I kid. But look at it and try not tell me he didn't have one daiquiri too many.



I fully had to Google how to spell daiquiri. No shame.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

If you don't know about I.T. Crowd then you should really depart with your HP, Dell PackardSHITbell, Mac etc and just run under the biggest rock until a hand comes to drag you out bur 1st SLAPS your dirty face.

Moss is one of the funniest fictional characters you'll ever not know in real life**

He has many funny 'Classic Moss lines' but just watch THIS

BUT WHAT EVER YOU DO you must watch the 'Friendface' reunion scene towards the end where Moss just gets wickeder; youtube are parring the tings dem.

AND YES! HE IS NIGERIAN! *Punches the air*




** Like to say watching TV isn't real life. Like to say life stops. Meh

Talibans... Come die with me

OBVIOUSLY I didn't mean flying into a tower or 2... Die from laughter.

Lets all dash our Blackberries and iPhones into the red sea whilst we moon walk on the ceiling to some Terminator music, preferably in your mum's blouse.



ARGHHH! ARGHHHH! EW9PRIBHRIUTHGROTYKGHL

Iron Man Vs. Bruce Lee

Watch the face...

lOOOOIJHUGEUT£YpiOHU Look what @CriticGif did

http://i50.tinypic.com/2s1r8ev.gif*

Maybe I'm laughing because it's me or because it's me being me but either way... oewjriufgy

*Obviously you click the link or image to see it move. *pff*...Humans

"I know you're waiting for your name"

I think I'm a funny man most of the time. Don't you?

Notice how I pretend to laugh an pull a SOLID face and walk off.

Ahhh Ralph... You crack me up.



Ghetts talks about WILEY, SKEPTA, FANGOL, P MONEY and the next F**K RADIO.

KEEP YOUR EAR OPEN FOR GHETTS IT IN GANG

P.S. I swear I was just drinking my water lOl. That's 1-0 G.

THE Drinkup

Switch them for black people, give or take a Funky House tune and take away the 'beer pong' and you'll have a perfect representation of like 90% of the universities in England.

'Rub some shit on his face'