I liked it when she said Vagina

I would say we all have an aunty like this
But that's a lie.

Try and fathom if she is freestyling or not.
The laughs will multiply.

PENE...WOOOOOOOOOO!

Nicki goes Nollywood

Youtube MOCKED the suggestions.

Life.

Kid Bliss - Autopilot

1st and foremost I'm disappointed me and @J_ihani couldn't do our skit for the tape. Bummer.

Forget that one.

*****

2009 has brought about many mixtapes/promos/ 'windowers', and with my hand on my chest (yes I'm feeling myself), I can honestly say that no CD has been of the same caliber as 'Autopilot' from Kid Bliss.

You may have seen the Nigerian accompany Afrikan Boy around the world doing shows but I have a feeling this guy may be headlining a bill or two.

The mixtape consists of well executed lovey dovey tunes (no par), features from current big names such as Gfrsh & Bigz (go figure) and tunes to exercise the foot work in the form of 'ABC'.

I'm not gonna say what my favorite tune is because by tomorrow it would of changed. Just know... JUST KNOW... There are no fillers/ skippers/ barely made it tracks in this piece of work.

Unfortunately I messed up my iTunes so my play count is SKADOOSHED but it won't be long before I build that up again.

To download 'Autopilot' click the image (Bliss thinks he's weng init?! lol)

Check Kid Bliss via his website www.kidblissmusic.com

Over and out.

'Drakes Way'

No I don't have an exclusive source in America who supplies me with unheard content from Aubrey...

It's just the name of my 'home'



Yes. There is no Photoshop or a pathetic attempt to get some cool points (man is too sho for that you get me!?)

*****

My recent decision to go to a university to enjoy my time away from home backfired as the stuck up son of a guns actually turned me... ME?!... Away from their institute of learning to go par with the par. No par intended. I lied.

So I'm at [insert comical possible name here i.e. University of Fartumbria] doing a lot aka 'mind ya bidness dats all... Just mind ya bidness'



*****

Moving in.

Getting people to live with was EAAAAAASY... Getting people who had a British passport, a sense of independence, deposit money and a non 419 mentality WASN'T.

After de-sensitizing the selected few with the use of day time TV and Stephen Fry quotes, it was a matter of who got what room.

DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMM

Being the manly men the other FIVE* are... Yes... No home, No connotations, they decided to settle the dispute buy, you've guessed it...

BUY PLAYING PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER!!!

Why?
Haven't the foggiest.

All I know is that mana man got the room I wanted without touching a games pad... All it takes is a few skippy words, a handshake and a witness who didn't actually see anything.

SIDEBAR: FAHK YOU DERREN BROWN! 1 YOU CAN'T SPELL YOUR NAME CORRECTLY AND 2 THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO FEEL YOU TOUCH THEMSELVES.

*Random visits are permitted at anytime in the aid of saving me from insanity. Women need not apply.