Showing posts with label University. Show all posts
Showing posts with label University. Show all posts
Wednesday, 26 May 2010
Monday, 12 April 2010
Detention
Big up all the people that go uni just to rave and have sex.
I didn't want to go to [insert uni here] but truuus me... I don't wanna go there more than I did before I started.
The people there are so ueirhgwriuthrtw as being ioetghrwrhiurte
I'm not a Gucci guy, gym guy, or gas guy so I can't even fit in.
Such is life.
If my Philosophy lecturer ever tried to put it on me yeah.. RUNWAY! Allow being locked in a seminar room with a woman old enough to have camped out during wood stock requesting my wood stock.
I didn't want to go to [insert uni here] but truuus me... I don't wanna go there more than I did before I started.
The people there are so ueirhgwriuthrtw as being ioetghrwrhiurte
I'm not a Gucci guy, gym guy, or gas guy so I can't even fit in.
Such is life.
If my Philosophy lecturer ever tried to put it on me yeah.. RUNWAY! Allow being locked in a seminar room with a woman old enough to have camped out during wood stock requesting my wood stock.
Wednesday, 3 February 2010
Thursday, 24 September 2009
'Drakes Way'
No I don't have an exclusive source in America who supplies me with unheard content from Aubrey...
It's just the name of my 'home'
Yes. There is no Photoshop or a pathetic attempt to get some cool points (man is too sho for that you get me!?)
*****
My recent decision to go to a university to enjoy my time away from home backfired as the stuck up son of a guns actually turned me... ME?!... Away from their institute of learning to go par with the par. No par intended. I lied.
So I'm at [insert comical possible name here i.e. University of Fartumbria] doing a lot aka 'mind ya bidness dats all... Just mind ya bidness'
*****
Moving in.
Getting people to live with was EAAAAAASY... Getting people who had a British passport, a sense of independence, deposit money and a non 419 mentality WASN'T.
After de-sensitizing the selected few with the use of day time TV and Stephen Fry quotes, it was a matter of who got what room.
Why?
Haven't the foggiest.
All I know is that mana man got the room I wanted without touching a games pad... All it takes is a few skippy words, a handshake and a witness who didn't actually see anything.
SIDEBAR: FAHK YOU DERREN BROWN! 1 YOU CAN'T SPELL YOUR NAME CORRECTLY AND 2 THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO FEEL YOU TOUCH THEMSELVES.
*Random visits are permitted at anytime in the aid of saving me from insanity. Women need not apply.
It's just the name of my 'home'
Yes. There is no Photoshop or a pathetic attempt to get some cool points (man is too sho for that you get me!?)
*****
My recent decision to go to a university to enjoy my time away from home backfired as the stuck up son of a guns actually turned me... ME?!... Away from their institute of learning to go par with the par. No par intended. I lied.
So I'm at [insert comical possible name here i.e. University of Fartumbria] doing a lot aka 'mind ya bidness dats all... Just mind ya bidness'
*****
Moving in.
Getting people to live with was EAAAAAASY... Getting people who had a British passport, a sense of independence, deposit money and a non 419 mentality WASN'T.
After de-sensitizing the selected few with the use of day time TV and Stephen Fry quotes, it was a matter of who got what room.
DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMM
Being the manly men the other FIVE* are... Yes... No home, No connotations, they decided to settle the dispute buy, you've guessed it...BUY PLAYING PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER!!!
Why?
Haven't the foggiest.
All I know is that mana man got the room I wanted without touching a games pad... All it takes is a few skippy words, a handshake and a witness who didn't actually see anything.
SIDEBAR: FAHK YOU DERREN BROWN! 1 YOU CAN'T SPELL YOUR NAME CORRECTLY AND 2 THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO FEEL YOU TOUCH THEMSELVES.
*Random visits are permitted at anytime in the aid of saving me from insanity. Women need not apply.
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