*Lightbulb*

I understand.
I now understand.
I FULLY understand.*
I see why I don't have avid...

WAIT WHAT!?

I wrote 'avid' without even thinking WHY or WHAT it means but a part of me 'KNOWS' it's the 'RIGHT' word to use. Let me holla at google

*cmd + T*
*Writes in google toolbar 'Definition: avid'*

'adjective. having an intense craving; greedy: avid for power; eager and enthusiastic: an avid reader.' - BLAPS!... MUMZIEEE!

See! I paid intention in school. You can par and have think I'm dumb, making you dumb, but... YOU CAN'T PAR THE PARCELLATION!

PAAAHAHAHAAA!
(Smart persons joke)**

"Oh Ralph"

*I don't REALLY understand. I've just momentarily gathered my thoughts and at this precise time of existence they seem relatively coherent with my actions.
**Don't be a prick. Google it.

*****

Anyway, where was I? (Well Ralph, your siting in the same position from when you started sooo... Your here, still.)

SHATTAP YOU!
*Points like the Family Guy monkey*


But
Yeah
Umm...

Moving on...

I SEEEEE why I don't have avid blog readers (determined by the lack of comments, despite knowing very well that humans don't find it natural to show appreciate (hence why I am a Utopian), which unfortunately correlates in me not posting a lot.

Everybody say H...
I mean everybody say aww shucks

SOOO this is wah ima do bisshes

I, Ralph Hardy the 1st,
Ralphy the King Jr,
KRHA
will simply, post more LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGER posts and see if that'll help me.

Imagine, I thought all of this before I wrote it.

Sidebar: This song made me forget where I was this morning. I went blind like when Storm changes the weather.

RALPH'S WORD: Opinions

I’ve always wanted to do some type of column style writing since I interviewed Gina Davidson but no topics had got me revving to open up word [even though I should be on pages now since I’m apart of the Mac family now], but words uttered by what I saw as being an ignorant mouth has now got me going; oh the irony.
My housemates and I were arguing after an incident involving a girl, my D&G watch & broken door got underway. Words were flying all across the house from the stairs to the garden and a fight nearly kicked off. Level headedness lowered the mood just to words again but as I was dishing out my two pence to a housemate he merely replied by saying ‘well it’s your right to your opinion’. UTTER BULLSHIT. That is one of the worse phrases to be injected into the English language, period. People have lost themselves to society, which is causing them to think that if x amount of people agree with one thing, it automatically becomes truth. What ever happened to objected truth? I’m there saying ‘stop being [insert name]’s Labrador’ and he’s replying by saying its cool to have my own opinion. If someone is wrong they should be called up on it so the person can turn around and say ‘I was wrong’ and their consciousness can be put up a notch.
Playing the village idiot is best left for those who want to reenact the YMCA dance.