MTV #BestOfTheBest - UPDATE

MTV x Ralph Hardy x Stanza (@TrueTiger)

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****More #BestOfTheBest interviews ****

Logan Sama

Ras Kwame

Charlie Sloth

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Well, his explains it better:

Bread now so you don't have to later.

Enter the website and make sure you get yourself to the FREE launch party.

They'll be a kissing booth so you can get close to the team... Except for Keith.

MTV #BestOfTheBest - @DJLoganSama

[UPDATE] | Logan Sama mystic-megs-it for Grime in 2011 with what he foresees to be the near future of the Genre with myself, Ralph Hardy.

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It's Official!

It's time for new music. YUUUP! @ALofficial has dropped her collaboration mixtape 'Who's That Girl' which features stylings from Ghetts, Stuta, Maxsta and more!

Every Tomina, Dickela & Harriet says 'it's my year this year', but Ralph is thinking AL may have a good 365 days, fill me? Pause.

In the words of Westwood...
'OOOOOH! DROP A BOMB FOR THAT ONE! CO SIGN THAT! CO SIGN THAT'

Download the mixtape here

Sidebar: Lioness, I still think SolitaireNESS would of been THE enders. Truss me

F*%K AXEL FOWLEY

You're on Twitter early in the morning, as you do, and @JMEBBK tweets...

*INITIATE MOESH!*

Btw, Doin' It Again is out on the 31st. Yeah go get that, son.

@TheRealGhetts - Merry Christmas EP

Exchanging the green bandana for a red Santa suit, Plaistow native Ghetts joined in with Christmas spirit and released a seasonal EP. The Merry Christmas EP has features from the likes of Devlin, Mercston and Rawz Artilla as well as productions from Dot Rotten, Flava D and 2010 MVP, Z-Dot - all induced by various ciders, mixers & Disaronno, of course. Get the EP from here and spread the word. This is one present you don't need to rush to the tree to unwrap.... Just extract.

@ShyOneBeats - Decaffeinated Love EP

This is Shy One's FIRST EP...
I know
You're thinking
"She's been about for TIME!"
She's a DJ
She produces
She's a loving wife and mother
The last 1 was a lie
But She does DJ & produce WELL.



No release date far as I'm aware but everything is looking on the upside.
I may have to open Photoshop and see how that original picture looked. Don't mind if do.

Soundcloud
Twitter

You hear that yeah!?

THAT'S ME SCREAMING
"WHY DON'T I OWN AN iPOD?!"
I LOVE MUSIC.
I LOVE APPLE.
IT'S ONLY RIGHT I OWN AN iPOD!?
I WOULD LOVE AN iPHONE
BUT I WOULD LOVE AN iPOD!
Santa...
YEAH SAFE YOU FAT SMUCK IN A RED SUIT!
TRAMP!
CHANGE YOUR GARMS!
My birthday is on the 28th of December.

THIS IS LONDON!

FASHION SHOW TO END ALL SHOWS! SUNDAY THE 19TH @ CABLE

SHOWCASE FROM:

PC WILLIAMS

ODF CLOTHING

KENEMA & CO

LALKA

KEITH COLIN

MISS MEI

RUWEYDA DOOL

HOROCO

AND L.MONROE HERSELF!

*****

WITH PERFORMANCES FROM ED SHEERAN, MIKILL PANE & POET JAMES MASSIAH

THIS IS AN EVENT NOT TO BE MISSED!!

£10 FOR FASHION SHOW

£15 FOR FASHION SHOW AND AFTER PARTY

FOLLOW @LOVE_L_MONROE

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=141761402539979&ref=ts

Oh yeah... I'M HOSTING!

I liked it when she said Vagina

I would say we all have an aunty like this
But that's a lie.

Try and fathom if she is freestyling or not.
The laughs will multiply.

PENE...WOOOOOOOOOO!

Nicki goes Nollywood

Youtube MOCKED the suggestions.

Life.

Sway WOW2011 [Video & D/L]

Sway was like...

YOU KNOW WHAT!? I WANT TO DECIMATE THIS TUNE! AN 8 ISN'T ENOUGH FOR ME!

So...



Download

Man can't munch a penis and expect no one to talk about it

OI! Pass me the mic!

We are ALL aware of the masses of fans that want to be MCs, Rappers, ballet dancers (well not really the last one)... Well they 'finally' can.

DEF JAM RAP STAR!

The 'par' is you can't make your own tunes but even Tinchy tried it on his own tune





Oh yeah...

You can meet Tinchy & more at an exclusive warehouse party if you want.

"We have a secret warehouse party happening this Saturday in East London. There is 250 tickets. It will be decked out in a Brooklyn Theme featuring Basketball hoops/Graffiti/ PS3 / xboxs / DefJam Rapstar / Live MC battles with masters of the trade Jump Off a stage and massive screen for you to try out the game.

There will be Appearances by Tinchy Stryder and another Very Special Guest from the UK urban scene to be announced ASAP and if you are one of the lucky people who get a ticket you can hang out with them.

The event will be happening from 10:30AM till 5:30PM This Saturday 20th November"

If you wish to enter the competition...

YOU HAVE TO RUN AROUND YOUR LOCAL TOWN CENTER SCREAMING #BLAM! IN THE FACE OF EVERY OAP!

Or click HERE

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No...

It's Soundcloud.

Mikill Pane

Shy One

Ms. Darks

Don't be a prick. Click.

Hey! I'm a poet and I didn't even realise it until I thought 'Hey! I'm a poet and I didn't even know it'.

Oh yeah... Here's mine.

Note: This is THIS

*Lightbulb*

I understand.
I now understand.
I FULLY understand.*
I see why I don't have avid...

WAIT WHAT!?

I wrote 'avid' without even thinking WHY or WHAT it means but a part of me 'KNOWS' it's the 'RIGHT' word to use. Let me holla at google

*cmd + T*
*Writes in google toolbar 'Definition: avid'*

'adjective. having an intense craving; greedy: avid for power; eager and enthusiastic: an avid reader.' - BLAPS!... MUMZIEEE!

See! I paid intention in school. You can par and have think I'm dumb, making you dumb, but... YOU CAN'T PAR THE PARCELLATION!

PAAAHAHAHAAA!
(Smart persons joke)**

"Oh Ralph"

*I don't REALLY understand. I've just momentarily gathered my thoughts and at this precise time of existence they seem relatively coherent with my actions.
**Don't be a prick. Google it.

*****

Anyway, where was I? (Well Ralph, your siting in the same position from when you started sooo... Your here, still.)

SHATTAP YOU!
*Points like the Family Guy monkey*


But
Yeah
Umm...

Moving on...

I SEEEEE why I don't have avid blog readers (determined by the lack of comments, despite knowing very well that humans don't find it natural to show appreciate (hence why I am a Utopian), which unfortunately correlates in me not posting a lot.

Everybody say H...
I mean everybody say aww shucks

SOOO this is wah ima do bisshes

I, Ralph Hardy the 1st,
Ralphy the King Jr,
KRHA
will simply, post more LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGER posts and see if that'll help me.

Imagine, I thought all of this before I wrote it.

Sidebar: This song made me forget where I was this morning. I went blind like when Storm changes the weather.

ASHESHJKESN

Nope.
Not even a little.
I haven't a clue what they are saying
But I understand what a vibe is.
Watch the skank.



Sidebar:


or I'll cross the [inter web] and do man suttin (pause) like #BLAM

Does he know doh!?

Yeah Marvell's 'We Know' is out today.

Here's some incentive to go buy the original.

Respect the craziness

I said RESPECT THE CRAZINESS!
The highlight is the attempt at a melody underneath the crescendo of wahala at the end.
Phoenix Marigold is one SICKER human.

All my friends are...

Ha..

HA...

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO JEEBIE JEEBIE KRA KRAAAA

OIREUGHERTIOJ

"BASICALLY I'm a part time blogger and I'M A DICKHEAD"

Thismessagehasbeenbroughttoyoubythetruth.

18 YEARS ARE YOU MAD!?

Shadrack and The Mandem are on some joooke ting!

Giggs' face said it all at 2:04

THE playlist

Dun know the months worth of music on the iTunes

From morning I've been an all genre groover.

This playlist is a #MOESH if you got the Sony monitor headphones on, Cadbury's chocolate digestive biscuits and a TALL glass of chilled coke.