"Mi nah waan nuh boring shiiit"

Twitter analysis of a shitty night.

As you do, you fall asleep randomly at like 10pm and wake up early hours of the morning. I like to either do a couple sit ups and pull ups (big up the action man D'angelo v neck pelvis man dem), go for a jog, or get up to date with the latest music etc etc, reh teh teh...

NOT THIS MORNING!

THE very 1st thing I do is check my SMS, BBM and UBERTWITTER (don't know why I felt to caps lock them *shrugs*), and on Twitter, I saw the majority of my timeline talking shit...

Cosmic's favourites.

Despite it being none of my business (when has that ever stopped someone on Twitter?!), I had to go investigate 2 2 allegations and to my surprise... IT WAS ALL TRUE!

SOME SILLY TWIT(TER) GIRL DECIDED TO GET PARALYTIC AND SHIT HERSELF!

Trust me, I know my fair share of people who can't handle their drink (wagwan Martin), vomiting and shit in other people's houses BUT...

IN MY LIFE HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE VOM-SHIT COMBO!


Here is the picture again if you missed it...


They weren't shitting me when they said a picture paints a 1000 words.

Let this be a lesson to you all... Whether it is Bashment, Grime or House... KNOW YOUR DRINK!

This is what Clay Davis had to say on the matter













Oh shit before I go... SHE TRIED TO WIPE HER ARSE WITH THE CURTAIN THEN SAY IT WAS THERE ALREADY!?

The (arse) cheek of her.

****

The girl in question is apparently @peaches_mcqueen but yep, you've guessed it, she deleted her account. Holla @Docta_Cosmic for any further info. I don't want any of it. I'm shitting myself.

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STOP THE FUCKING PRESS!
I'M HEARING SHE IS A PENGERS NOW! SHIT MAN!

@Peach_McQueen


Well ain't that some shit.

Super isn't it...

Random but the picture is for @FifiLaVergne and @mslulurose who both randomly checked my blog and 'fancied' it.

Ima get back on it 'properly' in due time.

In other news... Shadrack is a G.

Twitter: Osama arrival/dispersal

2 minutes later...


Twitter... Where we don't need your location to be on to find you.

Little T(ea) break

I jumped off of Twitter for a short long while just to clear my head and work on a little suttin suttin

I'm glad my disappearance was recognised...
When I did came back...

I experienced ish like this:


Them @'s there.

The moral of this post is

WHEN YOU'RE GONE, YOU'RE GONE, BUT WHEN YOU'RE BACK... MY GARD YOU'RE BACK.

And this is disgusting.

TReligious

So I'm on Twitter doing what I do... You know... Tweeting... And I tweeted this:


And RANDOMLY I got an @ saying this:

Wowzers!?

And no... He isn't a bot.

Doesn't he know about:



OI! I SHOULDN'T REALLY LAUGH BUT... PAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA! KAREN IS A LIL' G! (No lower case)

WAIT! THAT'S NOT ALL!

I noticed how many followers I've got:

TRIPPY ISH HOMES!? *Mexican voice*

Big up

Who both niced me straight away (no 1 minute man) when I posted:


Sidebar: Big up Apple for cmd + arrow up + 4

Cardiac Arrest

Remember when Wiley deactivated his twitter for a piece...



Yeah he's back.
We'll see Wiley... We'll see.

Don't drop the twoap

If you've been through this then:

1. You are on Twitter TOO much

2. You have probably tried to break out too.

3. You know that it's actually painful.

FREE MY PEOPLES IN #TWITTERJAIL

URGH!

Gfrsh posted the instrumental on Twitter so this is what I did...

27TH LETTER!?

BLAOW!

This is one of the reasons why I need to buy a new pair of Nike boots and hit the AstroTurf



I don't think anyone has said bye (even though she didn't say peace to us) but FAIRWELL JAY DOUBLE YOU EL ESS

She left Facebook...

Then Twitter...

If she had a Myspace that ish is LONG gone.

OHHHHH SHIT! SAY IF SHE LEAVES HER JOB!? THE SWEEDS WILL BE ANNNNNNGRY.