Showing posts with label Shit Happens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shit Happens. Show all posts
Monday, 25 October 2010
Friday, 24 September 2010
"Mi nah waan nuh boring shiiit"
Twitter analysis of a shitty night.
As you do, you fall asleep randomly at like 10pm and wake up early hours of the morning. I like to either do a couple sit ups and pull ups (big up the action man D'angelo v neck pelvis man dem), go for a jog, or get up to date with the latest music etc etc, reh teh teh...
THE very 1st thing I do is check my SMS, BBM and UBERTWITTER (don't know why I felt to caps lock them *shrugs*), and on Twitter, I saw the majority of my timeline talking shit...
Despite it being none of my business (when has that ever stopped someone on Twitter?!), I had to go investigate 2 2 allegations and to my surprise... IT WAS ALL TRUE!
SOME SILLY TWIT(TER) GIRL DECIDED TO GET PARALYTIC AND SHIT HERSELF!
Trust me, I know my fair share of people who can't handle their drink (wagwan Martin), vomiting and shit in other people's houses BUT...
IN MY LIFE HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE VOM-SHIT COMBO!
Here is the picture again if you missed it...
They weren't shitting me when they said a picture paints a 1000 words.
Let this be a lesson to you all... Whether it is Bashment, Grime or House... KNOW YOUR DRINK!
This is what Clay Davis had to say on the matter
Oh shit before I go... SHE TRIED TO WIPE HER ARSE WITH THE CURTAIN THEN SAY IT WAS THERE ALREADY!?
The (arse) cheek of her.
****
The girl in question is apparently @peaches_mcqueen but yep, you've guessed it, she deleted her account. Holla @Docta_Cosmic for any further info. I don't want any of it. I'm shitting myself.
***********
STOP THE FUCKING PRESS!
I'M HEARING SHE IS A PENGERS NOW! SHIT MAN!
@Peach_McQueen
Well ain't that some shit.
As you do, you fall asleep randomly at like 10pm and wake up early hours of the morning. I like to either do a couple sit ups and pull ups (big up the action man D'angelo v neck pelvis man dem), go for a jog, or get up to date with the latest music etc etc, reh teh teh...
NOT THIS MORNING!
THE very 1st thing I do is check my SMS, BBM and UBERTWITTER (don't know why I felt to caps lock them *shrugs*), and on Twitter, I saw the majority of my timeline talking shit...
Despite it being none of my business (when has that ever stopped someone on Twitter?!), I had to go investigate 2 2 allegations and to my surprise... IT WAS ALL TRUE!
SOME SILLY TWIT(TER) GIRL DECIDED TO GET PARALYTIC AND SHIT HERSELF!
Trust me, I know my fair share of people who can't handle their drink (wagwan Martin), vomiting and shit in other people's houses BUT...
IN MY LIFE HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE VOM-SHIT COMBO!
Here is the picture again if you missed it...
They weren't shitting me when they said a picture paints a 1000 words.
Let this be a lesson to you all... Whether it is Bashment, Grime or House... KNOW YOUR DRINK!
This is what Clay Davis had to say on the matter
Oh shit before I go... SHE TRIED TO WIPE HER ARSE WITH THE CURTAIN THEN SAY IT WAS THERE ALREADY!?
The (arse) cheek of her.
****
The girl in question is apparently @peaches_mcqueen but yep, you've guessed it, she deleted her account. Holla @Docta_Cosmic for any further info. I don't want any of it. I'm shitting myself.
***********
STOP THE FUCKING PRESS!
I'M HEARING SHE IS A PENGERS NOW! SHIT MAN!
@Peach_McQueen
Well ain't that some shit.
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