Twi is live!

D'you think I understand?

I'm vybzing regardless!

A girl said his brother tried to holla too... STRAIGHT PAR!

Btw... You see Keri Hilson... 'Mipehfuckoonu'

Chipsmunk

Other 'jokes' that came to mind:

"Kids are eating eating out of his hands... Make sure he washes 'em first"

"Look what chips cumming with" and...

"Look how big his head is... I rather not"



(Hi5 to Jme for bringin' it to my attention)

The 2nd, 3rd...

And a tad bit of the 4th.

I got one media project due to documentate 3days of my life... They must not know that I'm doesin it now.

BUT instead of waiting to January I thought let me kick it off now and get it out of the way... You know... Less stress on my NOhican head top.

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To [re]welcome grime from being dead (yeah Logan did say that didn't he?) and a 'honorary' cool kid member and basically show you that iDoAlot too (see what I did there?), I've done a little edit for the blogger mandem.



Just to wet your mouth before hand (no connotations), here are some pics from those days of my life.

"Look at my life... I hope the cameraman is getting this"

I CAN'T BELIEVE RALPHS STILL SLEEPING!

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I feel so haps right now. Nothing can make me feel to say 'fahk you cahnt'... Except...



Fahk that ish nicca. Absolutely unacceptable.

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My bro is a nang-gar-gan. Last time I came London he was o trial for Southend FC... By the time I came back he was already playing for Colchester. I don't care who you are but that is the in ting.

Skadoosh!



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MY GRAN IS A G!

How can my gran walk into her surprise birthday party, look straight into the camera, look away, shout 'ayyyyyy' then control the dancefloor sector like we put the wrong set of numbers on her birthday cake?

I SAID SHE CONTROLLLLLLLED THE SECTOR

So THATS where I get the skills from. Scoom


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Wondering why the post is called what it is? It'll be explained in the next one.

Ralph

27TH LETTER!?

WHAT THE PHUCK?!

Julie mannnnnnn

Stop doing this to us mannnnnnn

You said you were gonna stop then you came back mannnnnnn

I got these cheese burgers mannnnnnn

Give me 2secs...

I want to write a column... Purely because I don't know how to and I didn't know how to blog but look at me now *side eye*

I'll do something when I get back to Hatfield later but thought you should all know.

Before I go you all should...

1. Listen to Wale's discography

2. Drink Orange juice

3. Say wagwan to someone who works for the government

Peace, love and soullllllllllllll train.