Wiley x Janiece x XXX

It's not Risky Roadz, it's not Practice Hours... It's not even Show Dem Grime...

A sex tape has leaked of Wiley and Janiece Myers!

***AY LOGAN I BEG YOU DO A WHEELY CUS THIS ONE'S DEEP! JACK'UM! SECKLEEE!***

No. I kid. But look at it and try not tell me he didn't have one daiquiri too many.



I fully had to Google how to spell daiquiri. No shame.

The Cordless Show: Slickmouth

NIGERIAN International rapper residing in the UK, Slickmouth has been blahdy blah blah...

SLICKMOUTH ON THE CORDLESS SHOW! WATCH THE TINGS DEM! ARE YOU AN INDIE KID!?

WATCH VIDEO

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

If you don't know about I.T. Crowd then you should really depart with your HP, Dell PackardSHITbell, Mac etc and just run under the biggest rock until a hand comes to drag you out bur 1st SLAPS your dirty face.

Moss is one of the funniest fictional characters you'll ever not know in real life**

He has many funny 'Classic Moss lines' but just watch THIS

BUT WHAT EVER YOU DO you must watch the 'Friendface' reunion scene towards the end where Moss just gets wickeder; youtube are parring the tings dem.

AND YES! HE IS NIGERIAN! *Punches the air*




** Like to say watching TV isn't real life. Like to say life stops. Meh

Talibans... Come die with me

OBVIOUSLY I didn't mean flying into a tower or 2... Die from laughter.

Lets all dash our Blackberries and iPhones into the red sea whilst we moon walk on the ceiling to some Terminator music, preferably in your mum's blouse.



ARGHHH! ARGHHHH! EW9PRIBHRIUTHGROTYKGHL

'The Mirror Boy' [Trailer]

Yeah this one looks deeper.

On your head!

You see the technique in this game... FAHK!

Yeah I can do that...

YeahAHH... Ummm

The hook to this is a zooners despite it not being my birthday. Well done Ant

Download

Once you pop...

I don't know if it's official but it's... THE SICKEST DANCING I'VE SEEN IN YONKS!

Eddie Griffin has moves.

"And let the world take the rest of me"

Kanye West "I am a New Man" (Pinocchio Story 2)

Emotional.
I can pull off a pink suit right? Right?

Oh This IS Happening.

TRON: LEGACY Trailer

MIDDLE MEN Trailer

THE EXPENDABLES Trailer

Let It Burn

The look at 2:10 made my heart warm. I don't know why but it caused a surreal sense of hope that every par can be turned around into a rap*. Raps** are good.

The Roots do a lot for my soul and iTunes in general. Black Though is my top 3 lyricist of all time (the other 2 vary between Jay-Z, Kanye West & Lupe).

Hopefully Aliecee can hold up a solid music convo like I think she can.

*Rap = Radical abstract perception.
** Each letter can change; apply it to you.