Look At My Lips...

Sounds of Utopia: Shakka - End of Time

2011-11-25T23:21:00.003Z

Friggin' 'ell! @iAmShakka absolutely vibes up the near un-vibesable to the max his rendition of Beyonce's 'End of Time'. No one is touching him now, no one is touching him 2012.

The skank is too real.

Sounds of Utopia: "Iron"

2011-11-19T13:08:00.006Z

The Kendrick Lamar lovers will recognise this from The Spiteful Chant off of Section.80. The WOODKID original is so real, especially with the purely nang visusal - HD, please.

For those not clocking, 'Sounds of Utopia' is basically my 'Song of the moment'.

Sir Spyro - Ghetts It In Gang Mix #2

2011-09-24T10:04:00.003+01:00

Time for Sir Spyro to get busy. The 2nd installment to the Ghetts It In Gang Mix series is brought to you by the super selecta who has been in the scene from morning. Tinchy Stryder's tour DJ brings his stylie to the table keeping the vibe going.

Sir Spyro - Ghetts It In Gang Mix #2 | DOWNLOAD

DJ Unique - Ghetts It In Gang Mix #1

2011-09-05T14:29:00.005+01:00

Here's the introduction if you've been under a rock. @1djunique, F*&k Radio resident & first turn table spinner of the team starts off the series of mixes. The Ghetts It In Gang Mixes will host various DJs showing us why they are who they are, ranging from Serato, Vinyls and 3 Deck mixes, using their selection of Grime beats & Ghetts acapellas.

DJ Unique - Ghetts It In Gang Mix #1 | DOWNLOAD

Play Dirty, Look Clean

2011-09-04T12:57:00.006+01:00

BODIED! Our cousins in America may not have known about @KreptPlayDirty & @KonanPlayDirty1 2 days ago but surely they should have a notion about them now.

I've tried to stay away from the Twitter realm but my mate hit me on the text at around 2am (rather upsetting too cus my sleep was choong and this mate was not a female) to go check Krept & Konan's Otis video. He must of slipped and bumped his head to think I wasn't still clued up to new music developments because I'm not on the blue bird right now. As expected, the views were chilling on that magic 303 count as the video plays freeze *cue's music*

I wake up now and check the WWW again, as you do, and see another mate talk about a million views for the video. I won't lie to you, I was sceptical whether this guy finished his maths SATS let alone GCSEs. I saw it on 35,128 views and thought 'Fucking 'ell! That's still a fuck load of views'. Searched it myself now and puiogyfhgxchjkhgvcj

Imagine it's the 2nd video that comes up when you search 'Otis' on the YouTube. Sorry Mr Deley... You've been dropped, again.

I won't even jump on the 'they must get signed now' wave because in all honesty, major labels are idiots... Pardon me... They're SCARED idiots who fail to take risks but just take 'risks'.
What's good about this Otis freestyle which differs from the plethora of versions I've heard in recent weeks is that, even besides knowing their background, you can hear that they are having fun with the lyrics and their chemistry on the track and visual is second to none. Kudos to them.

Watch Konan & Krept (the order in which they come on the track is the same order you write their name for said track) decimate the Otis instrumental, originally made famous by Jay-Z and my big brother Kanye West.

I predict a riot (8)

2011-08-09T21:10:00.005+01:00

NOTE: This video from The Guardian was BEFORE THE RIOTS! (31/07/2011)

Premonitions are serious. The young lad in this video with other youth from Wood Green tell us exactly how it's come about. I'm not saying that this is all due to the young not have anything else to do because there isn't any youth clubs around but if there were more alternatives to lurking shopping centers and high streets causing havoc... Ya gemme?!

Listen to the very last words again.

Even the Kaiser Chiefs told us in '04 but no one listened...

S/o Mama Pseudo for bringing this to my eyes.

#RandomRalph: Wretch 32

2011-08-07T13:47:00.002+01:00

It's only right to explore the mind of one you're interested in. The witty, multi-talented, musical, highly entertaining media figure which is Ralph Hardy sits down with the multi-syllable rhyming black Shakespeare of the music scene Wretch 32 to chat about his new album, what he puts on toast amongst other things and ends up interviewing himself, kinda. #RandomRalph

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

The Wendi Murdoch PAX!

2011-07-19T17:40:00.002+01:00

~~Allegedly,~~ Jonnie Marbles was on a nonsense vibe and decided to PAX Rupert in the face with a pie plate but whilst in the kuffufle of things, got the pie in his own face.

F that.

Wendi Murdoch defended her man and got involved with the one bang. Gwarn.

Clear-port flow

2011-07-06T17:22:00.003+01:00

Too smooth for Pardon My Blog. My favourite rapper of all time Black Thought and The Roots mandem get nice with it on the runway for the John Varvatos Fall/Winter 2011 Campaign shoot.
One take. One camera. Multiple vibes.

Shakka @ YoYo's

2011-07-04T23:22:00.002+01:00

Moeshy

And she left meeeeeeee

Might as well cardiac arrest meeeee

Yeah, yeah moeshy.

Utopia Mix 4

2011-06-29T11:52:00.002+01:00

Yo my peoples. I return with another Utopia mix. This time, back to Grime with a bit of, well... Have a butchers at the tracklist whilst you play the tengs dem.

Utopia Mix 4 by MrRalphHardy

Ghetts & Faze Miyake - Intro Take Off [Ralph Hardy blend]
Rude Kid - Spring
P Money - Crusader Freestyle
Marxman & Alias - No Dream
Koder - Gargoyle Freestyle
Flava D - FRISCO vs FLAVA D (Instrumental)
SBTRKT - Wildfire (Remix) Ft. Little Dragon & Drake
G. Tank - Bugz
Trim - Dead In This Ting
Z. Dot - New Light
Scorcher - My Aura
J Beatz - Injunction
Macca - Reppin From Ages
Spooky - Curry Chips
Kozzie - I'm Famous
True Tiger - In the Air (True Tiger 'Mosh Pit' Remix) Ft. Professor Green & Maverick Sabre
Rick Ross - Made Men Ft. Drake
Shy One - Decaffeinated Love
Kelly Rowland - Motivation (Diplo Remix) Ft. Lil Wayne

Check out Utopia Mix 2 & 3 on the Mixcloud

Ralph Hardy | Twitter | Facebook | Soundcloud | Mixcloud | YouTube | Flickr

MTV x WIZ KHALIFA INTERVIEW

2011-06-05T15:29:00.004+01:00

Here is the Wiz Khalifa interview I did for MTV with Mr Poetical.
No credit for it but I can't say I'm surprised... In fact, I am.
I'm annoyed and surprised but I say I'm not surprised cus of recent, it's like there has been a sudden uproar of people not getting credited/ noticed/ appreciated for their work, despite it not meaning to be like that; how certain things work.

(Click image for video)

#RandomRalph: #OptimusDime #2

2011-05-08T20:35:00.004+01:00

I stared off the series on #PardonMyBlog, but I have neglected my second blog love (Wordpress, I'll never forget thee), so here's the 2nd installment.

I'm getting better, right?

Flickr

Taking over the Industry... AGAIN!

2011-04-13T21:20:00.004+01:00

Industry Takeover is back again for the 3rd time (3rd time? Look how we've grown up *sniffles*) hosted by none other than

Ralph Hardy & Mika

Yeah, the dumbly smart duo are back to entertain the masses and keep the momentum flowing like the baton pass during OG Niki's personal relay races.

Many of UK's stars will be in attendance, as well as , so come one... Come all. http://dlvr.it/N2RKC

EVENT: Industry Takeover Pt 3: All Day Seminar & Showcase

DATE: Saturday, 16th April 2011

VENUE: Rich Mix, 37 -41 Bethnal Green Road, London, E1 6LA

TRANSPORT: Bethnal Green (Central Line) & Shoreditch High St. (Overground)

TIME: 12pm - 8pm (registration closes at 4pm)

TICKETS: £10 advance / Limited £6 Early Bird / MOTD

BOX OFFICE: 020 7613 7498

PARDON MY BLOG - PROMO VIDEO

2011-04-03T15:49:00.002+01:00

Make sure you're at the launch party on Thursday. Bare everything... Then we multiply that by nang and add a 'BUDU DUDU DA DA DA DA DAAA' on top.

*****

7/4/2011 - Clerkenwell House, 23-27 Hatton Wall, London EC1N 8JJ - 9PM-2AM

MTV #BestOfTheBest - UPDATE

2011-03-27T15:55:00.007+01:00

MTV x Ralph Hardy x Stanza (@TrueTiger)

(Click image to watch)

****More #BestOfTheBest interviews ****

Logan Sama

Ras Kwame

Charlie Sloth

PARDON MY BLOG

2011-03-23T10:39:00.004Z

www.PardonMyBlog.co.uk | #PMBlog is due to be the newest new, nangest nang, hypest hype! It'll bring you everything current and entertaining in the MUSIC & FASHION world but also entertaining you when Twitter is over capacity or pornhub is changing servers.

Well, his explains it better:

Bread now so you don't have to later.

Enter the website and make sure you get yourself to the FREE launch party.

They'll be a kissing booth so you can get close to the team... Except for Keith.

Bloggers Delight LIVE

2011-03-19T15:17:00.003Z

Come down and eat a good food, drink a good drink and see my chin wag.

Listen to the promo here and my debut here.

MTV #BestOfTheBest - @DJLoganSama

2011-03-14T15:20:00.006Z

[UPDATE] | Logan Sama mystic-megs-it for Grime in 2011 with what he foresees to be the near future of the Genre with myself, Ralph Hardy.

(Click image to view)

Shifts boner

2011-03-07T14:24:00.002Z

Yasmin is too TOO piff.
Yeah I said piff.

How many canisters do we need?

2011-02-26T12:10:00.004Z

@AKSonline - 'Mixing red and white wine don't make Rosé'

I couldn't have said it any better.

'The bus stop dude' drops a typography video for his new single “The Monologue”, which I must say... Is a BANGER.

'Real' music has been parred as of recent due to packaging, image etc which you can hear here during my Blogger Delight debut, but AKS speaks some truths you can't help but wheel up.

'The Bus Stop' EP is released on the 21st March.

Listen to his Premeditated Murder freestyle to hear whats good

Oh how I love typography

Bloggers Delight Debut

2011-02-25T05:10:00.004Z

Listen back to my 1st appearance on the @BLOGGERSDLIGHT show. Needless to say, I had a bundle of laughs (Andy be my nig yo) and touched on some important issues like

WHY DON'T I HAVE A RAH-RAH-LIKE-A-DUNGEON-DRAGON-TID NANDOS BLACK CARD!?

Talk to them for my Tinch. I know you're reading this.
Much love

But
Yeah...

Nandos are not rating the kid.

****

Bloggers Delight every Wednesday 6-7 on Bang 103.6 FM

MTV #BestOfTheBest - 2011

2011-02-24T13:00:00.007Z

@RASKWAME & @CharlieSloth interviews -

We've all heard, seen & read the uproar about the MTV #BestOfTheBest list... Now watch what some of the panels 2011 pickings are in a catchup with myself.

(Click images to watch)

The rest of the interviews are on their way but...

WHO IS YOUR PICK FOR 2011?

JAY ME ADD DEH NOOG SHOT!!

2011-02-13T16:15:00.007Z

@JMEBBK No promo like BLAM
Just drop the video on the net like BLAM
Stapple House for win like BLAM

WAIT WAN MEENUT...

What animal is that like BLAM

Prolly get 10, 000 plays when I press cmd + R like BLAM

IT'S THE BLAM DIGGIDY!

Born in dah dah raised in doo doo lived in dee dee never had a yah yah...

GOGETHISTORYRIGHTNOWMUDDAFUGGAAAS http://bit.ly/JmeHistory

When wanna see him rich in the future...

HE'S NOT DEAD!

2011-02-12T15:12:00.002Z

Brazilian MJ...
"You're gassing Ralph"
Shut up.

Straight to the neck

2011-02-06T16:53:00.003Z

Who has heard P Money’s Maida Vale session!?

Credit due.

Listen here for a couple more days.

I'm involved with GDC now.

#Utopia Mix 2 & 3 [Drunk Edition]

2011-02-06T01:56:00.007Z

Tipsy x distorted = WED

#Utopia Mix 2 by Mrralphhardy on Mixcloud

Download

#Utopia Mix 3 by Mrralphhardy on Mixcloud

Download

It's Official!

2011-02-02T11:56:00.004Z

It's time for new music. YUUUP! @ALofficial has dropped her collaboration mixtape 'Who's That Girl' which features stylings from Ghetts, Stuta, Maxsta and more!

Every Tomina, Dickela & Harriet says 'it's my year this year', but Ralph is thinking AL may have a good 365 days, fill me? Pause.

In the words of Westwood...
'OOOOOH! DROP A BOMB FOR THAT ONE! CO SIGN THAT! CO SIGN THAT'

Download the mixtape here

Sidebar: Lioness, I still think SolitaireNESS would of been THE enders. Truss me

VA-Garments SS/11 Preview

2011-02-02T09:52:00.006Z

So @Driss_Co asked me for my email...
I'm like 'Fam, I'm sure you can get girls...'
He's like 'You ain't pretty enough'
I'm like 'WOZZZ DAHHH!?'

Despite conjuring up this story as I type, he did send me a message and I'm glad I didn't tell hotmail that it shouldn't trust this email address.

VA-G are back with a nex' t'ing.
Their new oh ee leh ven garms are looking cold already.
Myth you say?
Slap I give.

Truss me... Col'.

You'll definitely see me in their sweaters. You should be in one too. Wozz dahh I see? Ed co signs the co signable?

Yeah, that's blam.

BLOG : www.vagarms.wordpress.com
OFFICIAL WEBSITE: www.va-gltd.com
ONLINE STORE: www.va-gstore.com

F*%K AXEL FOWLEY

2011-01-30T03:35:00.003Z

You're on Twitter early in the morning, as you do, and @JMEBBK tweets...

*INITIATE MOESH!*

Btw, Doin' It Again is out on the 31st. Yeah go get that, son.

And this is a Kanye West cover

2011-01-27T15:59:00.003Z

You see the Portland Cello Project yeah...

When music resides in your heart AND in your fingers (pause), there's only one thing to do...

Go learn the chords to Kanye West's "All of the Lights" and... Chill.

Can I get an Amen?

Amen.

Can you hear that?

2011-01-26T14:21:00.007Z

'Look What I've Done' by @MaverickSabre is a vibe I can't help but think sounds like 'The A Team' by @EdSheeran.

Not literally, of course, but the subject matter is of the same girl-going-down-the-wrong-path story... Then I watched the videos again...

The Canon works wonders.

Not taking anything away from the tunes. Just pointing out I have the eye/ ear for music.

****

TUNES OF THE WEEK:

When you hear this one, you're play count should remain at zero due to how many JACK 'EMS you give it. You can hear the inner roar come out with the flow(s) and DJ statement.

This is the formula. This is the singalong right now. This is the moesh.

I blogged previously about the The Wilhelm Scream before but having it as an .mp3 now is so much better for the world as we know it; the thinking man's tune.

Let The Blake Build

2011-01-16T17:04:00.004Z

If you heard about @JamesBlake then I recommend you go see an Otolaryngologist cus his name has been around for a hot minute - His 15 miuntes started about 25, 30 minutes ago if you ask me.

I could visualise my heart changing shape as it beats, something along the lines of the intro for 'House', whilst watching this video of Blake & co perform at the BBC Maida Vale Studios. When his voice changed, my feet left the ground, but mind you, I'm sitting on a chair.

If you don't know why he was shortlisted for BBC's Sound of 2011 list... Have a butchers. 'Du'e is fire yo' as my American friend would say.

@TheRealGhetts - Merry Christmas EP

2010-12-25T12:49:00.008Z

Exchanging the green bandana for a red Santa suit, Plaistow native Ghetts joined in with Christmas spirit and released a seasonal EP. The Merry Christmas EP has features from the likes of Devlin, Mercston and Rawz Artilla as well as productions from Dot Rotten, Flava D and 2010 MVP, Z-Dot - all induced by various ciders, mixers & Disaronno, of course. Get the EP from here and spread the word. This is one present you don't need to rush to the tree to unwrap.... Just extract.

@ShyOneBeats - Decaffeinated Love EP

2010-12-20T13:55:00.004Z

This is Shy One's FIRST EP...
I know
You're thinking
"She's been about for TIME!"
She's a DJ
She produces
She's a loving wife and mother
The last 1 was a lie
But She does DJ & produce WELL.

No release date far as I'm aware but everything is looking on the upside.
I may have to open Photoshop and see how that original picture looked. Don't mind if do.

Soundcloud
Twitter

You hear that yeah!?

2010-12-17T22:07:00.002Z

THAT'S ME SCREAMING
"WHY DON'T I OWN AN iPOD?!"
I LOVE MUSIC.
I LOVE APPLE.
IT'S ONLY RIGHT I OWN AN iPOD!?
I WOULD LOVE AN iPHONE
BUT I WOULD LOVE AN iPOD!
Santa...
YEAH SAFE YOU FAT SMUCK IN A RED SUIT!
TRAMP!
CHANGE YOUR GARMS!
My birthday is on the 28th of December.

Look how they've grown up

2010-12-17T10:56:00.001Z

Shit just got 'real' for Mario & Luigi

Someone needs to bring this to life. Capicé?

THIS IS LONDON!

2010-12-13T17:40:00.004Z

FASHION SHOW TO END ALL SHOWS! SUNDAY THE 19TH @ CABLE

SHOWCASE FROM:

PC WILLIAMS

ODF CLOTHING

KENEMA & CO

LALKA

KEITH COLIN

MISS MEI

RUWEYDA DOOL

HOROCO

AND L.MONROE HERSELF!

*****

WITH PERFORMANCES FROM ED SHEERAN, MIKILL PANE & POET JAMES MASSIAH

THIS IS AN EVENT NOT TO BE MISSED!!

£10 FOR FASHION SHOW

£15 FOR FASHION SHOW AND AFTER PARTY

FOLLOW @LOVE_L_MONROE

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=141761402539979&ref=ts

Oh yeah... I'M HOSTING!

Got Milk?

2010-12-13T06:02:00.002Z

Gingerbread Man BUKKAKE!

Ha
Ha
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHACANTFORGETLOLTHATSMEFORTHEDAYHAHUYWDFHJ
YUGFDGHVEGFHVEHGVDHGVEDHGVHGDVGHVDHGVKUFDHVEHFBVRHJFBVERLFIJE

WATCH DEM STYLES!

2010-12-13T02:21:00.005Z

'Unfortunately', I was occupied with a Christmas dinner during the final of X-Fcator.

Grapevine said I didn't miss much

BUT

*Clicks YouTube tab*

OPEWRIJHUFDBJ

EPWORIFJDK

ANNNNNND....

OEIRUHJFGOFIOIEWUFHDJERUHEUHFD

Harry
Styles
Is
The
Youngest
Boss
That
I've
Seen
Thus
Far.

I don't agree with derogatory slander of the female gender but

THAT WAS PHUN NAY YO!

"Think how much pussy you could get" - WHAT ELSE DEN!?

I liked it when she said Vagina

2010-12-05T20:57:00.004Z

I would say we all have an aunty like this
But that's a lie.

Try and fathom if she is freestyling or not.
The laughs will multiply.

PENE...WOOOOOOOOOO!

Nicki goes Nollywood

Youtube MOCKED the suggestions.

Life.

GAME OVER REMIX [VIDEO]

2010-11-20T19:08:00.008Z

‎"Ain't you noticed? I got a stick like whats his
name?...MOSES! Red Sea I will part it like I can't swim,
let's see who departs when I'm barring
(EVERYONE)...& it's clear like Evian!!!"

"Make money from a bar like Peggy done!!!"

Let me know some of your favourite lines from the
whole tune.

Sway WOW2011 [Video & D/L]

2010-11-20T00:14:00.003Z

Sway was like...

YOU KNOW WHAT!? I WANT TO DECIMATE THIS TUNE! AN 8 ISN'T ENOUGH FOR ME!

So...

Download

Man can't munch a penis and expect no one to talk about it

OI! Pass me the mic!

2010-11-19T22:00:00.004Z

We are ALL aware of the masses of fans that want to be MCs, Rappers, ballet dancers (well not really the last one)... Well they 'finally' can.

DEF JAM RAP STAR!

The 'par' is you can't make your own tunes but even Tinchy tried it on his own tune

Oh yeah...

You can meet Tinchy & more at an exclusive warehouse party if you want.

"We have a secret warehouse party happening this Saturday in East London. There is 250 tickets. It will be decked out in a Brooklyn Theme featuring Basketball hoops/Graffiti/ PS3 / xboxs / DefJam Rapstar / Live MC battles with masters of the trade Jump Off a stage and massive screen for you to try out the game.

There will be Appearances by Tinchy Stryder and another Very Special Guest from the UK urban scene to be announced ASAP and if you are one of the lucky people who get a ticket you can hang out with them.

The event will be happening from 10:30AM till 5:30PM This Saturday 20th November"

If you wish to enter the competition...

YOU HAVE TO RUN AROUND YOUR LOCAL TOWN CENTER SCREAMING #BLAM! IN THE FACE OF EVERY OAP!

Or click HERE

@AfrikanBoy needs to roll with a mop

2010-11-17T14:49:00.002Z

Afrikan Boy - Weak Bladder [Music Video]

There's a lot of funny things in this video but my funny isn't your funny. Please, everyone be funny like me.
Safe.

That's for life yo!

2010-11-15T19:02:00.004Z

We've had this as a sign of appreciation...

YEAH!?
We've also had this as a mark of love...

OKAYYY!?
BUT

THIS IS THE NEXTEST OF THE HYPEST IN GLAYVEN GLAYVEN GLIVEN

Uh huh.

Busking For a Beatdown

2010-11-15T12:35:00.000Z

Come we all reflect after this.
Safe.

Skepta - Supporters [Live audio]

2010-11-13T22:24:00.003Z

Singing along to the chorus...
Emotional.

Seeing the performance with my eyes...
Emotional.

Looking at the tracklist for 'Doin' It Again'...
[Well I don't know it or have it but I [think I] can name about 5/6 tracks from it that will be...
Emotional.

Yeah! Take that! C'mon! Don't stop!

2010-11-05T12:19:00.002Z

Diddy Dirty Money feat Skepta - Hello Good Morning Grime Remix

This is one bad ass gorilla style video yo! (I don't know why that was Americano'd)

I can't say anything wrongs with it besides...

Yeah. Nothing.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No...

2010-11-03T21:24:00.005Z

It's Soundcloud.

Mikill Pane

Shy One

Ms. Darks

Don't be a prick. Click.

Hey! I'm a poet and I didn't even realise it until I thought 'Hey! I'm a poet and I didn't even know it'.

Oh yeah... Here's mine.

Note: This is THIS

#TeamREMIX

2010-10-29T23:55:00.005+01:00

Will Kay x UK Brands

You see Will Kay yeah... G

He's taken a bunch of UK brands and put the ODDKINGDOM touch to 'em. #TEAMUK (which I think is a #MYTH) has musicians, producer blahdy blah blah but ART is the teng.

From this:

To this:

Follow him on Twitter: @willkay_oddking

Download all the images HERE whilst I open a new tab in Firefox

*Attempts to find any new art exhibitions*

Lol... Shitter

2010-10-25T17:05:00.002+01:00

Ding Dong 'Who is it?'... 'An idea'

2010-10-14T11:36:00.005+01:00

After posting my last post, I had a wicked man ting thought simme?!

I ain't gonna say tooooooo much besides

Lardamercy

2010-10-14T11:27:00.004+01:00

This
Is
What YOU call...

FUNNAYYY!

Oh
And this too.

I need me one of those approximately 10 second intro thingys so I can make more random videos and ishhh.

I need to buy a Cannon 5D/7D after I buy a TV & an iPhone4 (Yeah I know).

Remember THIS?!

Lightbulb

2010-10-14T10:59:00.008+01:00

I understand.
I now understand.
I FULLY understand.*
I see why I don't have avid...

WAIT WHAT!?

I wrote 'avid' without even thinking WHY or WHAT it means but a part of me 'KNOWS' it's the 'RIGHT' word to use. Let me holla at google

*cmd + T*
*Writes in google toolbar 'Definition: avid'*

'adjective. having an intense craving; greedy: avid for power; eager and enthusiastic: an avid reader.' - BLAPS!... MUMZIEEE!

See! I paid intention in school. You can par and have think I'm dumb, making you dumb, but... YOU CAN'T PAR THE PARCELLATION!

PAAAHAHAHAAA!
(Smart persons joke)**

"Oh Ralph"

*I don't REALLY understand. I've just momentarily gathered my thoughts and at this precise time of existence they seem relatively coherent with my actions.
**Don't be a prick. Google it.

*****

Anyway, where was I? (Well Ralph, your siting in the same position from when you started sooo... Your here, still.)

SHATTAP YOU!
*Points like the Family Guy monkey*

But
Yeah
Umm...

Moving on...

I SEEEEE why I don't have avid blog readers (determined by the lack of comments, despite knowing very well that humans don't find it natural to show appreciate (hence why I am a Utopian), which unfortunately correlates in me not posting a lot.

Everybody say H...
I mean everybody say aww shucks

SOOO this is wah ima do bisshes

I, Ralph Hardy the 1st,
Ralphy the King Jr,
KRHA
will simply, post more LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGER posts and see if that'll help me.

Imagine, I thought all of this before I wrote it.

Sidebar: This song made me forget where I was this morning. I went blind like when Storm changes the weather.

ASHESHJKESN

2010-10-14T10:48:00.006+01:00

Nope.
Not even a little.
I haven't a clue what they are saying
But I understand what a vibe is.
Watch the skank.

Sidebar:

or I'll cross the [inter web] and do man suttin (pause) like #BLAM

Does he know doh!?

2010-10-10T13:42:00.002+01:00

Yeah Marvell's 'We Know' is out today.

Here's some incentive to go buy the original.

"Mi nah waan nuh boring shiiit"

2010-09-24T08:47:00.011+01:00

Twitter analysis of a shitty night.

As you do, you fall asleep randomly at like 10pm and wake up early hours of the morning. I like to either do a couple sit ups and pull ups (big up the action man D'angelo v neck pelvis man dem), go for a jog, or get up to date with the latest music etc etc, reh teh teh...

NOT THIS MORNING!

THE very 1st thing I do is check my SMS, BBM and UBERTWITTER (don't know why I felt to caps lock them *shrugs*), and on Twitter, I saw the majority of my timeline talking shit...

Cosmic's favourites.

Despite it being none of my business (when has that ever stopped someone on Twitter?!), I had to go investigate 2 2 allegations and to my surprise... IT WAS ALL TRUE!

SOME SILLY TWIT(TER) GIRL DECIDED TO GET PARALYTIC AND SHIT HERSELF!

Trust me, I know my fair share of people who can't handle their drink (wagwan Martin), vomiting and shit in other people's houses BUT...

IN MY LIFE HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE VOM-SHIT COMBO!

Here is the picture again if you missed it...

They weren't shitting me when they said a picture paints a 1000 words.

Let this be a lesson to you all... Whether it is Bashment, Grime or House... KNOW YOUR DRINK!

This is what Clay Davis had to say on the matter

Oh shit before I go... SHE TRIED TO WIPE HER ARSE WITH THE CURTAIN THEN SAY IT WAS THERE ALREADY!?

The (arse) cheek of her.

****

The girl in question is apparently @peaches_mcqueen but yep, you've guessed it, she deleted her account. Holla @Docta_Cosmic for any further info. I don't want any of it. I'm shitting myself.

***********

STOP THE FUCKING PRESS!
I'M HEARING SHE IS A PENGERS NOW! SHIT MAN!

@Peach_McQueen

Well ain't that some shit.

DIZZYlusi AND WILlusi

2010-09-20T21:51:00.005+01:00

HOLD TITE MY EAST LONDON CREWWWWWWW!

Samuel Falusi aka Dizzee Rascal aka @FLYLUSI aka MUM SHUSH is ONE SILLY TWART TWIT TWITTER WHO TWEETS BUT MY TWEET, AINT HE TWUNNY?!

TWUCK!

Respect the craziness

2010-09-19T15:37:00.005+01:00

I said RESPECT THE CRAZINESS!
The highlight is the attempt at a melody underneath the crescendo of wahala at the end.
Phoenix Marigold is one SICKER human.

All my friends are...

2010-09-14T16:59:00.004+01:00

Ha..

HA...

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO JEEBIE JEEBIE KRA KRAAAA

OIREUGHERTIOJ

"BASICALLY I'm a part time blogger and I'M A DICKHEAD"

Thismessagehasbeenbroughttoyoubythetruth.

Utopia Mix 1

2010-09-08T10:46:00.003+01:00

Utopia Mix 1 by MrRalphHardy

Exiting 'The Box'

2010-09-08T10:34:00.004+01:00

You see this yeah...

... Yeah.

To think, some people imagine this in their head 1st. I don't know about you but I'm waiting to use ATLEAST 11% of the old thinker.

Muhsinah - Yiy.

Wiley x Janiece x XXX

2010-08-21T21:18:00.003+01:00

It's not Risky Roadz, it's not Practice Hours... It's not even Show Dem Grime...

A sex tape has leaked of Wiley and Janiece Myers!

***AY LOGAN I BEG YOU DO A WHEELY CUS THIS ONE'S DEEP! JACK'UM! SECKLEEE!***

No. I kid. But look at it and try not tell me he didn't have one daiquiri too many.

I fully had to Google how to spell daiquiri. No shame.

The Cordless Show: Slickmouth

2010-08-21T09:24:00.004+01:00

NIGERIAN International rapper residing in the UK, Slickmouth has been blahdy blah blah...

SLICKMOUTH ON THE CORDLESS SHOW! WATCH THE TINGS DEM! ARE YOU AN INDIE KID!?

WATCH VIDEO

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

2010-08-17T22:42:00.004+01:00

If you don't know about I.T. Crowd then you should really depart with your HP, Dell PackardSHITbell, Mac etc and just run under the biggest rock until a hand comes to drag you out bur 1st SLAPS your dirty face.

Moss is one of the funniest fictional characters you'll ever not know in real life**

He has many funny 'Classic Moss lines' but just watch THIS

BUT WHAT EVER YOU DO you must watch the 'Friendface' reunion scene towards the end where Moss just gets wickeder; youtube are parring the tings dem.

AND YES! HE IS NIGERIAN! *Punches the air*

** Like to say watching TV isn't real life. Like to say life stops. Meh

Talibans... Come die with me

2010-08-17T22:35:00.002+01:00

OBVIOUSLY I didn't mean flying into a tower or 2... Die from laughter.

Lets all dash our Blackberries and iPhones into the red sea whilst we moon walk on the ceiling to some Terminator music, preferably in your mum's blouse.

ARGHHH! ARGHHHH! EW9PRIBHRIUTHGROTYKGHL

'The Mirror Boy' [Trailer]

2010-08-12T17:57:00.000+01:00

Yeah this one looks deeper.

On your head!

2010-08-11T09:53:00.002+01:00

You see the technique in this game... FAHK!

Yeah I can do that...

YeahAHH... Ummm

2010-08-10T17:06:00.002+01:00

The hook to this is a zooners despite it not being my birthday. Well done Ant

Download

Once you pop...

2010-08-07T00:25:00.000+01:00

I don't know if it's official but it's... THE SICKEST DANCING I'VE SEEN IN YONKS!

Eddie Griffin has moves.

"And let the world take the rest of me"

2010-08-05T13:13:00.005+01:00

Kanye West "I am a New Man" (Pinocchio Story 2)

Emotional.
I can pull off a pink suit right? Right?

Oh This IS Happening.

2010-08-03T15:04:00.003+01:00

TRON: LEGACY Trailer

MIDDLE MEN Trailer

THE EXPENDABLES Trailer

Let It Burn

2010-08-03T14:56:00.004+01:00

The look at 2:10 made my heart warm. I don't know why but it caused a surreal sense of hope that every par can be turned around into a rap*. Raps** are good.

The Roots do a lot for my soul and iTunes in general. Black Though is my top 3 lyricist of all time (the other 2 vary between Jay-Z, Kanye West & Lupe).

Hopefully Aliecee can hold up a solid music convo like I think she can.

*Rap = Radical abstract perception.
** Each letter can change; apply it to you.

"Wickeder Wickedest"

2010-07-21T17:10:00.005+01:00

Who is this!? I don't know.

You may be thinking 'why do you have a picture of a girl you don't know Ralph?'
WELL I have an answer for that people...

*Hold on where did I put it*

AH! Here it is!... 'Tis because she likes my blog.

SOUND THE TROM-PEHTS!

*Someone hands me my Blackberry*

News just in... The lovely lady's name is CharChar Gabor

WAIT! Could she be related to Roses Gabor?

Maybeee...

Hmmm...

Anyway thanks Char ;) (I'm assuming you're reading this)

Don't Open This Fourteen07

2010-07-21T15:50:00.003+01:00

I don't own a diary or anything like that and I can't put these into lyrics so hence the blog. I'm a bit of a pillock saying 'Don't Open This' since people usually defy this and do so and also whats the point writing if no one is gonna read it? Irony? Hmmm

Basically, I don't trust anyone. I use to say 'Trust Me, Trust no one' all the time and followed it religiously (Yeah Femi I do see the Irony in it), but as I 'grew' older I found out I have what you humans call a heart and that emotion thingy came. I kind of used it to show affection via trust but that is ended as of just before I started this post.

Check this yeah, I tweet, I tweet BARE THINGS I "SHOULDN'T", and it's for my followers. I don't know WHY a SNITCH who DOESN'T EVEN FOLLOW ME will go to my page and go tell X Y & Z I said A, B & C.... Ironically this is how the post came about. Kanye much?

Sidebar: Femi just pinged me saying 'You defy all logic and science | You shouldn't exist'... This is the nicest thing I've heard in a while.

There are level of friendship. I advise you know your level with someone before you confide in them because if theirs with someone else outweighs yours, you're fucked i.e. When you confide in someone and they tell someone and they get enraged, even when what you said wasn't a par.

Now hear the wickedest thing (that i.e. was about me BTW), I have no way of knowing if certain people HATE me (still) but the IRONY (I realuy like irony don't I?!) of this is there are [Twitter] SNITCHES that inform me; 'it's all good when they're snitching for me but when they snitch against me... Pwoarrr! It really vexes my spirit.

I forgot why I opened blogspot but what I'm tryna say is even when Trust is earned it may still not be deserved. It's like I can't speak my mind without someone else shouting theirs.

OH WAIT CHECK THE WICKEDER WICKEDEST THING... Regardless of how life pars me and puts baby in the corner, I still remember that I LOVE her. I don't think I've properly expressed love to her but I do, regardless of the negative energy she shows me I love her but it's so hard to keep that up when she HATES you.

All I want is a job, Beats by Dre and my Black Jesus piece back. Is that so much to ask for?

Yours regretfully

Ralph

09-10 - 1st
08-09 - 13
07-08 - 12

You Cumming?

2010-07-12T18:49:00.004+01:00

Make sure you cum down and buss a lil'... Or a lot.

FACEBOOK PAGE
TWITTER

J. Cole 4styling.

2010-07-07T17:33:00.004+01:00

1 above the rest. This made my soul smile. You couldn't pay for the art of freestyling. No amount of Illuminati meetings can get you to that level.

Janet Jack(me-off)son

2010-07-06T13:54:00.001+01:00

The boner I would of had would of ripped through that harness one time.

"Anyone who aint rappers lets have a show of hands, 'cause there's too many MCs and not enough fans"

2010-07-04T12:38:00.000+01:00

"Use to be about the posses, crews, clicks and the clans, now these lil' young boys thinking they the f*cking man, they the only reason fans gave Lupe a chance, because they thought that Kick Push was the name of a dance"

Play at full volume.

PackFM - "I Fucking Hate Rappers"

Download

Iron Man Vs. Bruce Lee

2010-06-27T23:46:00.000+01:00

#RandomRalph 2 of my favourite freestyles EVER!

2010-06-22T14:33:00.002+01:00

Mickey Factz from 2:16

Jay-Z on Hot 97

Watch the face...

2010-06-22T13:32:00.001+01:00

lOOOOIJHUGEUT£YpiOHU Look what @CriticGif did

http://i50.tinypic.com/2s1r8ev.gif*

Maybe I'm laughing because it's me or because it's me being me but either way... oewjriufgy

*Obviously you click the link or image to see it move. *pff*...Humans

21st Century Schizoid

2010-06-22T13:01:00.009+01:00

I think @MikillPane will like this post, considering he likes hearing where producers sample from (you thought I didn't know you Just', oh but I do. Pause)

I was just going though my iTunes looking at 90s music (I dunno why this was there *Memo to self: Take a day out and arrange iTunes... Again) and heard this beauty NOT KNOWING it was the tune Kanye 'The Greatest' West sampled for 'Power'.

Nang

21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson

OH AND CHECK OUT GHANA'S NATIONAL ANTHEM!

Kanye West - POWER ft Dwele Official Music Video PARODY

@SkandalMusic Ft @BlackTheRipper - Everyday [Music Video]

2010-06-22T12:30:00.001+01:00

Heard this on @SianAnderson & Julie's MewzikBox show last week and I can't stop playing it. The beat just pulled me in differently.

UK Rap is back.

"I know you're waiting for your name"

2010-06-22T11:59:00.001+01:00

I think I'm a funny man most of the time. Don't you?

Notice how I pretend to laugh an pull a SOLID face and walk off.

Ahhh Ralph... You crack me up.

Ghetts talks about WILEY, SKEPTA, FANGOL, P MONEY and the next F**K RADIO.

KEEP YOUR EAR OPEN FOR GHETTS IT IN GANG

P.S. I swear I was just drinking my water lOl. That's 1-0 G.

J. Cole - Who Dat [Music Video]

2010-06-22T11:03:00.001+01:00

Official Music Video for J. Cole's new single 'Who Dat'.

J. Cole 'Who Dat' [Music Video]

Watch when you hear my version on 'Utopia'.

Directed by BBGUN (Alex Bergman & Maxim Bohichik)
Produced by Brian Turner

The Cut blog: S-X Interview

2010-06-15T10:26:00.002+01:00

You see the interview I did with S-X (@ProducerSX) yeah!?... Well it's on The Cut Newspaper's blog. Check that and got through the WHOLE site. You'll find some gems truuus me.

Click picture or here.

Miguel - All I Want Is You ft. J. Cole [Music Video]

2010-06-15T02:50:00.003+01:00

Miguel - All I Want Is You ft. J. Cole [Music Video]

NUTCRACKER

2010-06-07T15:50:00.003+01:00

BUSS-A-NUT PARTY
IF YOU DON'T COME, YOU DON'T CUM

Venue: Drop East, 54 Commercial Street, London, E1 6LT
Type of music: GRIME, House, Bashment, RnB
Price: FREE BEFORE 10PM - £3 ON Guestlist - £5 IF NOT.
Guestlist: Email guestlist@bust-a-nut.co.uk - OR attend on Facebook

"What the F**k you guys!?"

2010-06-06T22:45:00.006+01:00

Racism is wrong.
Pedophilia is foul.

PARRING ginger people is not cool at all but my garsh can be funny.

They were like "get the FUCK out!... GET THE FUCK OUT!" and I was like "What the FUCK?!"

I wheeled this part like 65 times.

Not all ginger hair people are recklessly wild.

This is Afro-E.

He's ginger but a perfectly sane man (as far as sane ginger men go).

That is all.

I just really wanted you to watch the video.

"Like what the fuck guys?!" - AHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Small guys... Big SOUND

2010-05-28T15:00:00.002+01:00

Pause.

Small in the name but these two UK acts are defo the realest out there - Getting number 1's for fun.

Tinchy drops his 'Gangsta?' video with the collaboration with Mr Tempah. I hope there's a full(er) version somewhere.

Good Morning... KANYE WEST!

2010-05-28T13:11:00.010+01:00

As some of you may know, the 1st tweet I do of EVERY DAY is 'Kanye West' to remind you mother suckers that Kanye West is still with us cooking up crack with no baking soda.
As I'm doing my mourning internet run, blogging on Ragggs, checking Youtube, going through my emails

AHH WHY THE FAHK AM I TYPING WHEN I SHOULD BE LISTENING TO KANYE WEST'S NEW TUNE?!

AM I A SMUCK!?!

Look at what I made in the break...

Download it here

@PepstarUK - Take Off [Mixtape]

2010-05-28T12:45:00.004+01:00

Pepstar finally drops his 'Take Off' mixtape (Click image to download). I'm sure this will be playing on my iTunes for a while BUT for some strange boulder relocation mishap and you have recently been living under a rock, have a butchers on his version of Rihanna's 'Russian Roulette'.

One of life's composers... Drake

2010-05-27T12:00:00.007+01:00

Drake – Light Up (Ft. Jay-Z)

"I'm a mother f**king miss-target but a target none the less and I [haven't] started"

"If you pillow talking with the women that are screwing you just know that she gonn' tell another ni**er when she's through with you"

I've said it about x+42737 times already but Drake & Kanye have wrote, composed and PR'd my life so far; There's a song for everything.

Perhaps you wanted to download it with tags... Here it is

But why would you do that when it's here with NO TAGS

Marvell - The World Is Ours [Official Video]

2010-05-27T11:41:00.004+01:00

The tune.
The video.
The vision.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh mannnn... Youtube need a repeat button so I can get my (alcoholic) shuffle on!

*Waits for Julie to blog it*

THE Drinkup

2010-05-26T11:43:00.005+01:00

Switch them for black people, give or take a Funky House tune and take away the 'beer pong' and you'll have a perfect representation of like 90% of the universities in England.

'Rub some shit on his face'

Shakka loves good music

2010-05-20T12:25:00.005+01:00

This guy's musical talent is better than sex, if the sex is shit, 'cause obviously the only thing better than sex is food, and music, but not specific music, music in general, but Shakka isn't specific since he's all over the place, all over the place with genres, not with voice...

BASICALLY SKAKKA IS GOOD!

Yeah if you click the image you can hear 'Hot Time' with the live band. Sweet as

Wait
Bruv
Sistrin
Fam
Did
You
Hear
What
That
Shakka
Said

"She can moonwalk on her knees"

Nang.

Wiley ft. J2K & Jodie Connor - “Electric Boogaloo” (HUDSON MOHAWKE REMIX)

2010-05-17T16:06:00.003+01:00

CLICK THE IMAGE TO VIBEZ OUT!

WILLY WONKA!

2010-05-05T23:41:00.000+01:00

Look At My Lips...

Sounds of Utopia: Shakka - End of Time

Sounds of Utopia: "Iron"

Sir Spyro - Ghetts It In Gang Mix #2

DJ Unique - Ghetts It In Gang Mix #1

Play Dirty, Look Clean

I predict a riot (8)

#RandomRalph: Wretch 32

The Wendi Murdoch PAX!

Clear-port flow

Shakka @ YoYo's

Utopia Mix 4

MTV x WIZ KHALIFA INTERVIEW

#RandomRalph: #OptimusDime #2

Taking over the Industry... AGAIN!

PARDON MY BLOG - PROMO VIDEO

MTV #BestOfTheBest - UPDATE

PARDON MY BLOG

Bloggers Delight LIVE

MTV #BestOfTheBest - @DJLoganSama

*Shifts boner*

How many canisters do we need?

Bloggers Delight Debut

MTV #BestOfTheBest - 2011

JAY ME ADD DEH NOOG SHOT!!

HE'S NOT DEAD!

Straight to the neck

#Utopia Mix 2 & 3 [Drunk Edition]

It's Official!

VA-Garments SS/11 Preview

F*%K AXEL FOWLEY

And this is a Kanye West cover

Can you hear that?

Let The Blake Build

@TheRealGhetts - Merry Christmas EP

@ShyOneBeats - Decaffeinated Love EP

You hear that yeah!?

Look how they've grown up

THIS IS LONDON!

Got Milk?

WATCH DEM STYLES!

I liked it when she said Vagina

GAME OVER REMIX [VIDEO]

Sway WOW2011 [Video & D/L]

OI! Pass me the mic!

@AfrikanBoy needs to roll with a mop

That's for life yo!

Busking For a Beatdown

Skepta - Supporters [Live audio]

Yeah! Take that! C'mon! Don't stop!

Diddy Dirty Money feat Skepta - Hello Good Morning Grime Remix

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No...

#TeamREMIX

Will Kay x UK Brands

Lol... Shitter

*Ding Dong* 'Who is it?'... 'An idea'

Lardamercy

*Lightbulb*

ASHESHJKESN

Does he know doh!?

"Mi nah waan nuh boring shiiit"

DIZZYlusi AND WILlusi

Respect the craziness

All my friends are...

Utopia Mix 1

*Exiting 'The Box'*

Muhsinah - Yiy.

Wiley x Janiece x XXX

The Cordless Show: Slickmouth

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Talibans... Come die with me

'The Mirror Boy' [Trailer]

On your head!

YeahAHH... Ummm

Once you pop...

"And let the world take the rest of me"

Kanye West "I am a New Man" (Pinocchio Story 2)

Oh This IS Happening.

TRON: LEGACY Trailer

MIDDLE MEN Trailer

Shifts boner

Ding Dong 'Who is it?'... 'An idea'

Lightbulb

Exiting 'The Box'